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What! You scared me.
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I know. Look, the car is temporarily
out of order.
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It will be ready in a minute.
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- Get this thing out of here now.
- Get a move on.
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Wait, guys. Don't get excited.
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I'm trying to get this thing...
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Would you move your car
out of the way?
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I'm very sorry. I'm very, very sorry.
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It always starts sooner or later
if we're really patient.
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This happens a lot,
and I'm gonna be okay.
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Can you open the door?
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- Can you open the door?
- I can't. Look!
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See. See this thing?
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It's always been that way.
I can't open it.
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- Oh, God.
- Get this thing out of here.
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- I don't blame you.
- You've got to move.
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I'd open the door, but I can't.
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I can't. I'm locked in here.
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I'm gonna have an anxiety attack.
Oh, no.
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This is great.
Gosh, thank you so much.
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- Anytime.
- I'm so late.
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Second time this week.
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- I'm late.
- You are?
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Yeah.
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Lou's gonna kill me.
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If tonight's banquet
in honor of the visiting...
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... Emir Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid has
its desired effect...
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... State Department insiders predict
that administrators will announce...
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... the start of construction
on a major military base...
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... in the emir's strategically
located Middle Eastern country.
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State Department...
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Presidential aide John J. Hilley was
accused of being overly ambitious...
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... and overly zealous
by several congressmen...
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Brad, not in the middle
of the afternoon.
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Kim, middle of the afternoon, middle
of the night. What's the difference?
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Brad, we can't. It's just not right.
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Right? I'll show you what's right.
This is right.
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This.
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And this.
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Hi, sweetie. I'm late.
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- The car?
- Yeah.
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Oh, taxi! Taxi!
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- Hey, Sunny, no car?
- No car.
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- Can I give you a ride home?
- No, thanks. I got a date!
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- Hi, Lou.
- Nice, Sunny.
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Nice. Thank you very much
for showing up.
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Oh, jeez, am I late?
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Why were you running
if you didn't know?
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Exercise.
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Funny, very funny.
See, I can't pay my taxes here.
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- The joint's dying...
- I'm real sorry.
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I'll be on time
the rest of the week, okay?
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What rest of the week? It's Friday.
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You can make it up
by working cleanup tonight.
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Lou, not tonight, please.
I have a date.
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Sunny, you going out?
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Guess.
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- The Friday night special.
- Come on, Donna, give me a break.
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He's not so bad. What do you expect,
for chrissakes?
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This is D.C. The men are all married
or gay or work for the government.
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Or all three.
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- How come you got the zebra?
- I got here first.
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Does that mean I get the giraffe?
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No, Francine has the giraffe tonight.
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.
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Oh, no way!
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No way! There's absolutely
no way I'm...
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What's the matter?
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I will not walk around this place
dressed like a goddamn chicken!
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That is not a chicken.
That is an emu.
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An "emu"?
I never heard of an emu.
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Nobody I know ever heard of an emu.
So wear it yourself.
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No, dear, I'm not a chicken.
I'm an emu.
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That's "emu." E-M-U.
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No, sweetie, I will not sit
on your eggs.
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I gotta get something together for
my car, which had a breakdown today.
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I am so broke.
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See that guy over there?
The one with the green jacket.
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Yeah.
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He's looking for a good time.
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He'll have trouble finding it.
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I know you don't go
for stuff like that...
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...but the guy gave me 10 bucks
for an introduction.
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- An introduction, that's all.
- Yeah?
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Tell him I said, "How do you do?"
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Hey, Sunshine, listen to me.
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I've got a couple extra hundred bucks
that I'm not doing anything with.
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You wouldn't have
to pay me back right away.
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- I'm okay, Ella, really.
- I'm serious.
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- You know my friend I told you about?
- Sure.
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He's been real generous lately.
Real generous, know what I mean?
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I think so.
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See this.
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- Now, don't tell anyone. It's real.
- Wow!
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See these? They're not.
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He paid for all three.
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Now, listen, my friend
has some friends...
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...very nice guys.
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- You should go out with them.
- No, Ella, I couldn't.
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I didn't say you're lying.
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I said I find it very interesting that
you used the same excuse last week.
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No, that was last week!
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Your sister's kids' measles
was the week before.
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I'm not yelling,
I'm just speaking distinctly!
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No, you can't come over later.
Later is the middle of the night.
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While we're on the subject
I want to say something...
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- God, it's got to get better.
- Does it?
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Doesn't it?
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Sure it does.
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- Good night, sweetheart.
- Good night, honey.
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Among the celebrities we expect to see
tonight are the president himself...
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...and his honored guest,
the Emir Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid.
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Washington insiders consider
tonight's gala the beginning...
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...of attempts on the part
of the administration...
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...to arrange a strategic deal
with the emir.
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It would involve the establishment of
a major American military presence...
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...in that Middle Eastern country.
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Although the emir struggled for years
to reconcile dissident factions...
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...within his traditionally
conservative nation...
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...he is considered powerful enough,
if not popular enough...
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...to assure his own people that
the long-term economic benefits...
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...from such an arrangement would help
his suffering country.
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Excuse me.
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Who is it? Is it the president?
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- Mrs. St. John, just one more.
- Elizabeth!
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How are you?
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This is our car.
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Ouch.
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What do you got in there, a gun?
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A gun?
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A gun!
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A gun!
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I got him! I got him!
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He got me! He got me!
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At approximately 11:45,
when the president's banquet...
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... in honor of the visit of the Emir
Khala'ad bin Abdul Majid was ending...
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... and the would-be assassin
appeared in the crowd...
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The information we have
developed so far reveals...
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... that the name of that real-life
heroine is Sunny Ann Davis.
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Her selfless act
in the face of danger...
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The waitress threw herself
in the path of the bullet...
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... from a would-be killer's gun.
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- Jerry.
- What?
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It's Sunny.
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There is still no word as to her
condition. On the lighter side...
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No identification yet
of the gun-wielding man who...
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... to the horror
of terrified witnesses...
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... made his abortive attempt
on the life of the emir.
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We have not been told how serious
the brave Ms. Davis' condition is...
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Oh, my God!
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... or even where,
precisely, she was wounded.
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Forceps.
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I think I've got it.
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Suture, please.
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Beautiful. Really beautiful.
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Thank you.
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How did you happen to be there?
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I was coming out of the hotel.
I was working 7- 11 that night.
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But I was late at this time
because of all the C.A.
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- C.A.?
- Citizen activity.
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00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:04,632
- I don't know that technical jargon...
- Security guard talk, Bob.
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00:11:06,037 --> 00:11:08,232
What did you think when
you heard the shots?
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I thought,
"My God, somebody's shooting."
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And the man that was firing.
Did you actually see him?
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00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:19,248
Yeah, I'd clocked him a while before,
because he was a bit funny.
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I figured. "What the heck.
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He's just a fanatic who hangs
around when something's going on. "
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00:11:25,923 --> 00:11:28,949
- What did you do?
- There wasn't anything I could do.
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There was no reason. At the
Craigmore School of Security...
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... we're told never to impede
on an individual's rights.
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Even after he pulled his weapon out?
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00:11:37,101 --> 00:11:39,729
Then you go right into standard
operating procedure.
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What would standard operating
procedure be in this case?
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In this particular case, I forgot.
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Do you remember how many shots
were fired?
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Sure, yeah.
Between two and...
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Between about three and eight.
Or nine.
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She is behind me in one of the rooms
of the George Washington Hospital...
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... and according to the latest
bulletin, she's fine.
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00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:08,889
There's a rumor that someone
from the White House...
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...perhaps the president...
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...will pay a visit
to this young lady...
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...whose unusual display of
bravery, of intestinal fortitude...
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...of old-fashioned American guts,
have thrust her into the harsh...
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...yet warm and grateful
light of media attention.
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Will you give these to Sunny?
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00:12:26,819 --> 00:12:29,913
They're from the United
Ladies for a Better America!
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00:12:30,122 --> 00:12:31,885
I'm her cousin on her mother's side.
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00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:33,682
Look. Don't I look like her?
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00:12:33,892 --> 00:12:36,087
Look at me! Don't I look like her?
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00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:44,129
I'm afraid I can't comment
at the moment on this.
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There will be a press conference
this morning.
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Check me out! I'm a personal friend
of Norman Mailer!
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Thank you.
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00:12:58,984 --> 00:12:59,973
Give us a break!
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00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:05,148
- More mail!
- More mail, Sunny. More mail!
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00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:08,626
I'm visiting my friend Sunny,
the national hero.
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00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:11,159
I'll call back later.
Or better yet, call me.
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00:13:11,363 --> 00:13:12,830
Lou Fox of the Safari Club.
200
00:13:13,031 --> 00:13:15,625
Mom, you should see this room.
It's beautiful!
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00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,233
It's like a honeymoon suite.
202
00:13:17,436 --> 00:13:20,633
I've got pictures. I can see
the Capitol from the window.
203
00:13:20,839 --> 00:13:22,898
Look at this. From Wayne Newton.
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00:13:23,108 --> 00:13:24,405
- More mail.
- More mail!
205
00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:26,703
This is so exciting. I can't...
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00:13:26,912 --> 00:13:27,970
Barry Manilow.
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00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,205
Mom, listen, I think
I'm coming home soon.
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00:13:30,415 --> 00:13:32,383
Yeah, they're gonna pay for it.
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00:13:32,584 --> 00:13:34,916
Yeah, they're paying...
Who are you?
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00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,519
I'm Mike Ransome.
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00:13:36,722 --> 00:13:39,658
I'm the Middle East desk chief
over at the State Department.
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00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,960
I'm here to help you get through
your press conference.
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00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:46,023
Mom, I'll call you back.
Give my love to Dad.
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00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:47,689
Okay, bye-bye.
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00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:51,536
You sure don't look like one.
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00:13:51,738 --> 00:13:54,229
- Like one what?
- A middle-aged desk clerk.
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00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:57,167
No, no, that's Middle East desk chief.
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00:13:58,144 --> 00:14:00,510
- More mail.
- More mail!
219
00:14:01,915 --> 00:14:05,282
- You're hearing from a lot of people?
- Liza Minnelli!
220
00:14:05,485 --> 00:14:08,613
This is a list of 90 names.
All marriage proposals.
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00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:12,220
Well, I may have to turn
some of them down.
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00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:14,017
Are you married, Mr. Ransome?
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00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:17,594
Hey, Donna, come on.
Give the guy a break, okay?
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00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:19,692
I mean, really.
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00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,596
- Are you married, Mr. Ransome?
- Not anymore.
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00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:26,731
- Congratulations, neither am I.
- I know.
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00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,840
Oh, yeah? What else do you know?
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00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,602
I know that we don't have much time.
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00:14:31,811 --> 00:14:34,905
If you'll just let me fill you in
on this material...
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This map is part of the background
material we're giving to the press.
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Here is the emir's country.
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- In yellow?
- Yes.
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00:14:46,593 --> 00:14:49,221
And pretty. It's a pretty
little country.
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You cannot help but discern
its strategic importance...
235
00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:55,293
...to the West in terms
of its proximity to the Gulf.
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00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:58,735
And its value as a buffer,
geographically speaking...
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00:14:58,938 --> 00:15:02,102
...between these two rival nations.
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00:15:02,309 --> 00:15:03,173
Wow.
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00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:08,074
Dr. Pearlman, chief of surgery at
George Washington University Hospital.
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00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:12,582
He's finishing his report on
the details of Ms. Davis' condition.
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00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:16,017
The young lady herself,
in the center of all...
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00:15:16,223 --> 00:15:17,884
Mr. Hilley's office.
243
00:15:18,325 --> 00:15:20,156
Would you hold a moment, senator?
244
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,622
Can you speak with Senator Miller?
245
00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:26,591
Tell him I'll call him back
when this is over.
246
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,290
I want to watch it.
247
00:15:28,902 --> 00:15:30,096
I apologize, senator.
248
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:34,070
Can Mr. Hilley call you back as soon
as this press conference is over?
249
00:15:34,274 --> 00:15:35,707
It won't be but a minute.
250
00:15:35,909 --> 00:15:37,877
Wonderful. Thank you. Bye-bye.
251
00:15:38,078 --> 00:15:41,775
Let's take our cameras down as Sunny
Davis is wheeled to the microphone.
252
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:53,185
- Would you like to speak first?
- No, not really.
253
00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:55,121
Well, yes.
254
00:16:04,938 --> 00:16:09,034
Well, I'd like to say thank you...
255
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,542
...to everybody at the hospital...
256
00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:15,340
...for being so nice and taking
such good care of me.
257
00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:18,816
And I'd like to tell everybody
in America...
258
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:23,320
... that this is the best place to come
if you're ever shot in the ass.
259
00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:28,595
- Is the chief watching this?
- Don't know.
260
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:32,356
- What did he say when you talked?
- He was napping.
261
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:35,195
Can you tell us what you're going
to do next?
262
00:16:35,937 --> 00:16:38,872
Well, I'm gonna go home
to Oregon and visit my folks.
263
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:43,404
And relax and see what new things
my dad's invented in his workshop.
264
00:16:44,145 --> 00:16:48,707
And check on my dog and eat some
of my mom's huckleberry pie...
265
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,851
... which is the best in the world.
266
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:55,489
Jesus Christ, what is
this cornball routine?
267
00:16:56,491 --> 00:16:58,584
- Look at them.
- Who?
268
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,351
Them. The hard-boiled press.
269
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,422
They're eating it up.
270
00:17:02,697 --> 00:17:06,394
Then there's my grandma and grandpa
who I haven't seen in a long time.
271
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:09,593
Gosh, they're in their 70s
and in really great shape.
272
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:12,364
Grandma still volunteers
as a crossing guard.
273
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,735
She's gonna sing
the national anthem next.
274
00:17:14,943 --> 00:17:18,106
Hi, Grandma. If you're watching,
I'll see you soon.
275
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:21,214
I'll bet Grandpa was personally
decorated by Eisenhower.
276
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,476
My grandfather used
to pitch for the Salem Rockets...
277
00:17:24,686 --> 00:17:26,745
...which was an AA league.
- Even better.
278
00:17:26,955 --> 00:17:30,447
He was MVP two years running,
and we're very proud of him.
279
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,126
- Maybe she's running for office.
- Come on.
280
00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:35,660
To be that dumb and run for office?
281
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:42,432
- What about your personal life?
- What about it?
282
00:17:42,737 --> 00:17:45,764
For starters, you live
with two men. Is that right?
283
00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:47,975
- No.
- It isn't?
284
00:17:48,177 --> 00:17:52,307
I live in a small part of a house that
belongs to two men who live together.
285
00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:55,412
You understand the difference.
286
00:17:56,619 --> 00:17:58,985
Let's go on to something else then.
287
00:17:59,188 --> 00:18:01,349
When you first realized
that the alleged assailant...
288
00:18:01,757 --> 00:18:03,816
Alleged? You want to see alleged?
289
00:18:04,026 --> 00:18:06,460
I'll show you alleged.
290
00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:08,992
I've seen enough.
291
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,763
Would you get the president
for me, please?
292
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,698
She's got the working women,
the small-town folks...
293
00:18:15,905 --> 00:18:18,135
...the senior citizens, the gays,
the law-and-order bunch!
294
00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:22,106
And the baseball fans and the barflies
and the animal lovers!
295
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,609
- Margaret!
- Yes. Yes, sir.
296
00:18:24,814 --> 00:18:27,510
Make sure the line to the hospital
is clear. Patch it through now!
297
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:29,308
Do it! Do it!
298
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,646
She really is something, sir.
299
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,317
Truthfully, I never heard
of the emir before last night.
300
00:18:35,524 --> 00:18:38,049
I wasn't risking my life
for him or anything.
301
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:41,024
I thought he was trying
to shoot the president.
302
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,858
- Tell him to make the call now.
- He's talking.
303
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:46,393
I didn't say "give my life,"
I said "risk."
304
00:18:46,602 --> 00:18:47,796
He is our president.
305
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:49,359
No, sir.
306
00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:53,134
Yes, sir.
307
00:18:53,809 --> 00:18:54,798
No.
308
00:18:55,811 --> 00:18:58,041
Do you support the president
generally?
309
00:18:58,247 --> 00:18:59,908
Do you think he's doing a good job?
310
00:19:00,216 --> 00:19:03,982
He gets paid a lot more than me,
so he must be doing something right.
311
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,050
Make the call!
312
00:19:05,254 --> 00:19:07,883
- Did you vote for the president?
- I never voted.
313
00:19:08,091 --> 00:19:10,082
- Never?
- Right, never.
314
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:13,228
Do you consider yourself
a Republican or a Democrat?
315
00:19:13,597 --> 00:19:16,930
Look, I consider myself to be
just an American.
316
00:19:18,368 --> 00:19:21,565
Tell him to make the goddamn call!
317
00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:30,139
There's a call here that some
of you may want to listen to.
318
00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:32,840
Who is it?
319
00:19:35,018 --> 00:19:36,144
Hello?
320
00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:41,756
Mr. President?
321
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,484
It's the president!
322
00:19:55,705 --> 00:19:58,572
From Washington D.C.,
CNN Headline News, top story...
323
00:19:58,775 --> 00:20:00,174
I'd like to tell everybody
in America...
324
00:20:00,377 --> 00:20:04,336
... that this is the best place to come
if you're ever shot in the...
325
00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:08,114
Tonight, Sunny Davis speaks up.
326
00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:09,807
Hi, Grandma...
327
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:12,250
Sunny on Monday at 7:30.
328
00:20:12,789 --> 00:20:16,953
From Hollywood, The Tonight Show,
starring Johnny Carson.
329
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,095
Tonight, Johnny's one and only guest,
Sunny Davis.
330
00:20:20,297 --> 00:20:21,992
She's got the gun here. See?
331
00:20:22,198 --> 00:20:23,722
Okay, now run please, run.
332
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:27,336
Now she's opening her mouth.
See? She's opening her mouth.
333
00:20:27,538 --> 00:20:29,563
- She's determined.
- She pulls him down.
334
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:33,232
See, there it is. She bites him here.
And he screams...
335
00:20:33,978 --> 00:20:36,378
Coming up: saints, sinners
and Sunny Davis.
336
00:20:36,948 --> 00:20:40,816
Good evening, tonight's lead story,
the celebrity of Sunny Davis.
337
00:20:41,018 --> 00:20:43,077
Do you think you'd do this again?
338
00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:44,754
Stay tuned, the news continues.
339
00:21:35,373 --> 00:21:37,341
Oh, absolutely, Your Majesty.
340
00:21:38,476 --> 00:21:39,807
No problem.
341
00:21:42,046 --> 00:21:43,377
And we get the base?
342
00:21:43,781 --> 00:21:47,877
- He really said that?
- Yes, Marietta, he really said that.
343
00:21:48,653 --> 00:21:51,417
Well, I'm convinced.
344
00:21:51,623 --> 00:21:53,989
Yes, but are we really being
fair to her?
345
00:21:54,726 --> 00:21:58,025
It's an extremely volatile situation.
She's a totally inexperienced...
346
00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,698
She's a drink hustler
in a clip joint.
347
00:22:00,899 --> 00:22:03,390
We're giving her a shot.
You think she'll say no?
348
00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:06,067
Coffee, gentlemen?
349
00:22:07,072 --> 00:22:10,064
- Shouldn't the president know?
- I don't think so, Michael.
350
00:22:10,275 --> 00:22:14,075
You're right, Marietta. I think
we can handle this among ourselves.
351
00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:16,975
Besides, it's almost 9:30.
352
00:22:17,182 --> 00:22:19,912
The president has retired.
He has a difficult day tomorrow.
353
00:22:20,118 --> 00:22:21,608
Yeah, he has to get up.
354
00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,382
Early. Get up early.
355
00:22:24,589 --> 00:22:28,958
Okay, who can we get to go talk
to the girl and impress her?
356
00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:34,130
Let's think. There must be someone.
357
00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:37,758
Someone who's
reasonably good-natured...
358
00:22:37,969 --> 00:22:40,904
...has a relatively high TVQ...
359
00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:43,006
...and nothing important to do.
360
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:53,214
This is the first time anyone like the
vice president has visited our city.
361
00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:56,982
But the governor is here a lot
to visit his sister Clara...
362
00:22:57,189 --> 00:23:00,556
...who lives just outside of town.
- We're sure proud of that.
363
00:23:00,926 --> 00:23:04,362
Here's the Cougar band coming around
the corner at Main and Superior.
364
00:23:04,563 --> 00:23:06,326
Right past Schmitter's Hardware.
365
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:12,964
Sunny Davis graduated in the top 75%
of her class at Diamond Junction High.
366
00:23:13,172 --> 00:23:16,107
She was a pep girl, a member
of the hair-dressing club...
367
00:23:16,309 --> 00:23:18,470
... and an expert Ping-Pong player.
368
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:22,341
Laurel, describe some
of the fashions here.
369
00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:26,484
Well, Sunny Davis is wearing a
red smock, I guess you'd call it.
370
00:23:26,686 --> 00:23:28,381
The vice president is wearing a suit.
371
00:23:36,863 --> 00:23:38,831
There's Mayor Bernholtz.
372
00:23:39,031 --> 00:23:42,899
He'll give Sunny, Diamond Junction's
version of the key to our city...
373
00:23:43,102 --> 00:23:44,296
... the gold chain saw...
374
00:23:44,504 --> 00:23:46,836
... with Sunny's name engraved
on the blade.
375
00:23:47,039 --> 00:23:50,440
Courtesy of Schmitter's Hardware,
corner of Main and Superior.
376
00:24:33,086 --> 00:24:34,747
Bless you!
377
00:24:35,322 --> 00:24:36,311
Thank you.
378
00:24:37,124 --> 00:24:38,887
Come on, boy. Come on.
379
00:24:42,196 --> 00:24:43,185
Here, come on!
380
00:24:43,397 --> 00:24:45,865
Here it is. Here you go, boy.
Come on.
381
00:24:47,234 --> 00:24:48,394
Give it to me.
382
00:24:48,602 --> 00:24:49,591
Come on.
383
00:24:51,805 --> 00:24:53,033
What do you think?
384
00:24:55,175 --> 00:24:56,199
Really fine.
385
00:24:56,410 --> 00:25:00,107
- You think so, honest?
- Absolutely. I do.
386
00:25:00,514 --> 00:25:02,982
It's like a real professional job.
387
00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:05,079
- Are you serious?
- Totally.
388
00:25:05,819 --> 00:25:08,083
My own cleaners back
in D.C. couldn't do it.
389
00:25:08,288 --> 00:25:10,552
- Which ones?
- Top Hat and Tails Express.
390
00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:11,781
- On 4th Street?
- Yes.
391
00:25:11,992 --> 00:25:13,186
- Near the court?
- Yes.
392
00:25:13,393 --> 00:25:16,726
They're terrible. They once
ruined a blouse of mine.
393
00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:21,299
It was very delicate material.
It was very fragile.
394
00:25:21,902 --> 00:25:22,994
Yes.
395
00:25:23,403 --> 00:25:27,203
- And they ripped it to shreds.
- Really?
396
00:25:28,242 --> 00:25:29,334
Shreds.
397
00:25:30,043 --> 00:25:34,104
It's hard to believe what so-called
professionals will do, you know?
398
00:25:35,549 --> 00:25:36,880
I think so, yes.
399
00:25:37,551 --> 00:25:41,920
Because professionals, well,
they don't always care, you know?
400
00:25:42,823 --> 00:25:43,847
Anyway...
401
00:25:46,326 --> 00:25:47,691
Let me take them in.
402
00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:50,192
- I want to do the cuffs.
- It's not necessary.
403
00:25:50,397 --> 00:25:51,523
Necessary?
404
00:25:51,732 --> 00:25:53,963
Are you kidding?
This is an honor for me.
405
00:25:54,168 --> 00:25:56,432
This is another major event
in my life.
406
00:25:56,838 --> 00:25:59,807
Well, I must say, this is very
impressive, Mrs. Davis.
407
00:26:00,008 --> 00:26:01,737
Isn't this impressive, Michael?
408
00:26:01,943 --> 00:26:03,433
Yes, sir. Certainly is, sir.
409
00:26:03,711 --> 00:26:07,704
Just what is that vegetable dish,
might I ask?
410
00:26:07,915 --> 00:26:09,712
That's another of Dad's inventions.
411
00:26:09,917 --> 00:26:11,817
- It is?
- Aspara-barb.
412
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:14,545
- How's that?
- Cross between asparagus and rhubarb.
413
00:26:14,756 --> 00:26:16,348
I grow the stuff out back.
414
00:26:16,557 --> 00:26:18,422
Looks like hell, but it's delicious.
415
00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:20,594
I'll bet it is.
416
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:24,063
Mr. Davis has developed
quite a few original notions.
417
00:26:24,265 --> 00:26:26,392
Later, I'll take you
to the basement...
418
00:26:26,601 --> 00:26:29,434
...and show you something
that'll knock your socks off.
419
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:31,868
Really? What might that be?
420
00:26:32,073 --> 00:26:33,335
Not now, dear.
421
00:26:33,541 --> 00:26:36,135
Could save our country 50%
of its water bills.
422
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:39,336
- After dinner, Dad.
- 50% of its water bills?
423
00:26:39,547 --> 00:26:42,038
Yes, I'd be interested
in hearing about that.
424
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,478
It's an electric toilet.
425
00:26:47,722 --> 00:26:50,282
You won't forget the experience,
I guarantee it.
426
00:26:50,491 --> 00:26:52,186
Later, Dad.
427
00:26:53,661 --> 00:26:57,062
Popcorn! Popcorn!
428
00:26:57,265 --> 00:27:00,530
Don't jump on the nice
Mr. Vice President.
429
00:27:00,735 --> 00:27:03,568
- You want me to get rid of him?
- No, absolutely not.
430
00:27:03,771 --> 00:27:05,136
Not at all.
431
00:27:06,007 --> 00:27:07,065
Nice dog.
432
00:27:09,077 --> 00:27:13,446
- I wonder why you call him Popcorn?
- That was his father's name.
433
00:27:13,648 --> 00:27:15,116
Of course.
434
00:27:15,317 --> 00:27:20,118
- So, let's talk about the future.
- Okay.
435
00:27:20,322 --> 00:27:22,256
First of all, how is...?
436
00:27:23,092 --> 00:27:24,855
That's just about as good as new.
437
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:27,961
You'd have to look very close
to see the scar.
438
00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:30,791
Well, I'll take your word for it.
439
00:27:33,769 --> 00:27:37,603
Sunny, what are your plans?
440
00:27:38,374 --> 00:27:39,807
I don't have any.
441
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,135
I mean, well, I have a job
at the Safari Club.
442
00:27:43,345 --> 00:27:46,508
Lou, well he's my boss,
and he's really a nice guy...
443
00:27:46,715 --> 00:27:48,182
...but business is slow.
444
00:27:48,384 --> 00:27:51,683
And I was kind of hoping
for an advancement, you know.
445
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:55,618
But Lou's aunt works the cash register
and his sister's the hostess.
446
00:27:55,824 --> 00:28:00,124
So I'm gonna have to wait around
until one of them quits or drops dead.
447
00:28:00,362 --> 00:28:02,557
I guess you know what that's like.
448
00:28:06,535 --> 00:28:07,524
Sunny...
449
00:28:08,637 --> 00:28:10,628
...we want you to come
and work with us.
450
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:12,329
What do you mean?
451
00:28:12,541 --> 00:28:16,705
Well, we think you've proven yourself
to be a truly valuable citizen.
452
00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,880
You'd be a valuable
addition to our team.
453
00:28:19,481 --> 00:28:21,676
- Are you kidding?
- No.
454
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:27,756
Well, oh, my gosh,
what would I be doing?
455
00:28:28,323 --> 00:28:32,350
Well, you'd be acting as a special
assistant to Ambassador St. John.
456
00:28:33,095 --> 00:28:35,656
- Do you know who that is?
- I don't know.
457
00:28:35,865 --> 00:28:38,333
No, I don't think so.
I know I don't know.
458
00:28:38,535 --> 00:28:40,264
- Who is he?
- She.
459
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,767
She? She's a she?
460
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:45,202
She's the head of a department
of government that we think...
461
00:28:45,408 --> 00:28:47,308
...you'd be well-suited for.
462
00:28:47,911 --> 00:28:49,538
And what department is that?
463
00:28:50,547 --> 00:28:51,536
Protocol.
464
00:28:53,216 --> 00:28:54,376
Protocol.
465
00:28:56,119 --> 00:28:58,212
That's... Gosh, that's...
466
00:28:58,421 --> 00:29:00,218
I don't believe it. Protocol?
467
00:29:04,727 --> 00:29:06,126
Protocol!
468
00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:11,756
Could you just...?
469
00:29:11,968 --> 00:29:15,199
I'll be right back.
Could you just wait here?
470
00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:17,635
I'll just be right back.
471
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:18,899
Protocol.
472
00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:26,346
You won't believe what just happened.
473
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,147
What happened?
474
00:29:28,985 --> 00:29:32,853
- What's wrong with you?
- P-R-O-T-O-K...
475
00:29:37,327 --> 00:29:38,760
Wait a minute, guys.
476
00:29:38,962 --> 00:29:42,193
"Protocol: the customs
and regulations...
477
00:29:42,398 --> 00:29:46,266
...dealing with the ceremonies and
etiquette of the diplomatic corps."
478
00:29:46,836 --> 00:29:48,167
It's a job.
479
00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:49,633
She just got a job.
480
00:29:50,073 --> 00:29:52,769
It's a job. They want me
to work for them.
481
00:29:52,976 --> 00:29:54,000
Work where?
482
00:29:55,311 --> 00:29:57,143
Oh, thank you!
483
00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:03,842
Exactly where would I be working?
484
00:30:04,321 --> 00:30:05,515
The State Department.
485
00:30:05,723 --> 00:30:09,853
I was wondering, does a job like that
pay by the hour or the week or what?
486
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:13,359
Well, for a start,
about 35,000 a year.
487
00:30:34,785 --> 00:30:38,846
"Dear Falcon: Pigeon in cage.
Signed, Eagle. "
488
00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:50,658
Dad, these books
the Protocol Department sent...
489
00:30:50,868 --> 00:30:52,563
...are filled with weird rules.
490
00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:55,534
"Never cross your legs in front
of an African chief...
491
00:30:55,739 --> 00:30:59,470
...because the sole of the shoe
is considered an insult."
492
00:31:00,044 --> 00:31:01,511
I better be more careful!
493
00:31:01,712 --> 00:31:06,046
Oh, God, you wouldn't believe all
the rules they've got in this book.
494
00:31:06,517 --> 00:31:08,883
Half of them don't make sense at all.
495
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:10,776
I don't know how I'll learn it all.
496
00:31:10,988 --> 00:31:12,853
Stop worrying.
You're like your mother.
497
00:31:13,691 --> 00:31:14,953
You'll do okay.
498
00:31:15,159 --> 00:31:16,592
I just hope I don't screw up.
499
00:31:16,794 --> 00:31:17,920
- You won't.
- There's so much...
500
00:31:18,128 --> 00:31:19,289
You won't.
501
00:31:19,497 --> 00:31:22,466
Before you go, I want to
tell you how proud I am of you.
502
00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:25,659
What you did, grabbing
that assassin and all.
503
00:31:25,870 --> 00:31:28,361
That's the first time
you ever said anything like that.
504
00:31:28,573 --> 00:31:31,167
It's the first time you ever
did anything like that.
505
00:31:53,064 --> 00:31:54,292
- Excuse me.
- Hello, Sunny.
506
00:31:54,499 --> 00:31:57,093
I'm Earl Crowe,
and I'm real happy you're here.
507
00:31:57,302 --> 00:32:01,102
I'm the deputy chief of Protocol.
But you can call me Earl.
508
00:32:01,306 --> 00:32:04,207
And I'm going to take you in
to meet the boss.
509
00:32:04,409 --> 00:32:05,341
Mrs. St. John?
510
00:32:05,543 --> 00:32:08,068
That's right.
She's a wild woman, Sunny.
511
00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:11,248
A wild woman.
She's tough, but she's fair.
512
00:32:11,449 --> 00:32:15,180
She works 26 hours a day
and gives you 200 percent.
513
00:32:15,387 --> 00:32:17,355
She must be exhausted.
514
00:32:17,555 --> 00:32:19,489
But seriously, Sunny, how is that hip?
515
00:32:20,492 --> 00:32:22,187
- Great.
- That's wonderful.
516
00:32:22,394 --> 00:32:25,158
The one where the
bullet went in still aches.
517
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:29,724
There she is!
518
00:32:31,536 --> 00:32:35,028
This flower is from every one of us.
519
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,538
Oh, thank you.
520
00:32:37,942 --> 00:32:39,877
Thank you very much.
521
00:32:40,079 --> 00:32:43,480
Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny.
522
00:32:43,849 --> 00:32:45,612
Sunny.
523
00:32:47,153 --> 00:32:48,780
Do you know what you've done?
524
00:32:50,156 --> 00:32:51,145
What?
525
00:32:52,525 --> 00:32:55,289
You don't have the slightest
idea what you've done?
526
00:32:56,962 --> 00:33:00,728
- I don't think so.
- You really don't?
527
00:33:02,401 --> 00:33:06,531
Well, whatever it is, I know that
I can fix it, or clean it up, or...
528
00:33:06,739 --> 00:33:10,231
Oh, she's priceless.
Priceless!
529
00:33:13,879 --> 00:33:15,608
You brought us together.
530
00:33:15,815 --> 00:33:20,013
And now I think I have something for
you that will please you very much.
531
00:33:20,219 --> 00:33:22,153
- This is where I'll be working?
- Yes.
532
00:33:22,354 --> 00:33:23,844
Oh, and this is my phone...
533
00:33:24,056 --> 00:33:25,717
With your own extension.
534
00:33:25,925 --> 00:33:28,621
Oh, this is very exciting
for me, ma'am.
535
00:33:28,828 --> 00:33:30,090
I'm sure it is, dear.
536
00:33:30,796 --> 00:33:31,956
You know, Sunny...
537
00:33:32,164 --> 00:33:36,498
...you must prepare yourself
for all kinds of new experiences.
538
00:33:36,802 --> 00:33:37,826
I guess so.
539
00:33:38,037 --> 00:33:41,370
You must learn to accept
new sights, new sounds...
540
00:33:41,574 --> 00:33:44,441
...new, exotic fragrances, so to speak.
541
00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:48,443
Ambassador St. John,
your call to the Austrian council.
542
00:33:48,647 --> 00:33:50,740
You must be exhausted
from your trip...
543
00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:54,784
...so I suggest you go home
and get some rest.
544
00:33:55,287 --> 00:33:57,585
The limousine
will pick you up at 7.
545
00:33:57,790 --> 00:33:59,155
What limousine is that, ma'am?
546
00:33:59,358 --> 00:34:04,058
Tonight's reception will be quite
formal, so wear something pretty.
547
00:34:05,832 --> 00:34:07,163
Sunny...
548
00:34:07,367 --> 00:34:10,200
...I think you're going to have
a remarkable future.
549
00:34:11,004 --> 00:34:13,029
Even sooner than you think.
550
00:34:16,843 --> 00:34:18,003
They talk funny.
551
00:34:18,211 --> 00:34:19,269
Funny, how?
552
00:34:19,479 --> 00:34:21,879
They say things
they don't really say...
553
00:34:22,082 --> 00:34:24,744
...but I can't figure out
what the hell it is.
554
00:34:28,555 --> 00:34:29,886
Jerry...
555
00:34:30,223 --> 00:34:31,884
...tell me the truth.
556
00:34:32,092 --> 00:34:35,823
Am I one of those, " Oh, yeah,
she's really a lot of fun...
557
00:34:36,029 --> 00:34:39,988
...she's got a sense of humor, but
she's not a bright kind of people"?
558
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,191
Come on, Sunny, don't be ridiculous.
559
00:34:42,402 --> 00:34:44,461
You're a very bright kind of people.
560
00:34:46,473 --> 00:34:48,532
Oh, thank you.
561
00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:50,342
Thank you.
562
00:34:50,877 --> 00:34:53,277
What are you gonna be
doing specifically?
563
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,970
Well, specifically, I don't know.
564
00:34:55,182 --> 00:34:58,379
But whatever it is, I know
it will include new sights...
565
00:34:58,585 --> 00:35:00,519
...and new, exotic fragrances.
566
00:35:02,088 --> 00:35:03,578
Your own line of fragrances?
567
00:35:11,598 --> 00:35:13,623
John J. Hilley, White House.
568
00:35:13,834 --> 00:35:15,529
- Sunny Davis.
- Pat Hassler.
569
00:35:15,735 --> 00:35:16,724
Sunny Davis.
570
00:35:16,937 --> 00:35:19,405
The president asked me
to deliver a message.
571
00:35:19,606 --> 00:35:21,130
- You're kidding.
- Absolutely not.
572
00:35:21,341 --> 00:35:24,505
He said that he's extremely proud
that you're with us.
573
00:35:24,712 --> 00:35:25,872
Did he really say that?
574
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,675
Yes, he also knows you're ready to do
whatever your country asks of you.
575
00:35:29,884 --> 00:35:32,284
He's got his eye on you, Sunny.
576
00:35:32,653 --> 00:35:34,644
Sunny!
577
00:35:35,022 --> 00:35:36,114
Mr. Crowe.
578
00:35:36,324 --> 00:35:39,521
- How really interesting you look.
- Thank you.
579
00:35:39,727 --> 00:35:41,627
Meet the Belgian ambassador.
580
00:35:41,829 --> 00:35:44,457
This is Sunny Davis, Your Excellency.
581
00:35:44,799 --> 00:35:48,929
- Bravo, Sunny.
- Bravo, Your Excellency.
582
00:35:49,303 --> 00:35:51,294
And you too, ma'am.
583
00:35:51,672 --> 00:35:53,867
You sure have a great little country.
584
00:35:54,075 --> 00:35:55,133
That's the girl.
585
00:35:55,343 --> 00:35:57,675
- Have you ever been to Belgium?
- No.
586
00:35:57,879 --> 00:36:00,370
No, actually, I haven't been anywhere.
587
00:36:00,581 --> 00:36:02,811
I mean outside of this country,
I mean.
588
00:36:03,017 --> 00:36:06,817
I was in Canada once, but that
doesn't count because it's attached.
589
00:36:07,021 --> 00:36:09,148
- Sunny Davis?
- Yes.
590
00:36:09,357 --> 00:36:11,450
Oh, is something wrong?
591
00:36:11,659 --> 00:36:13,650
Should I get my coat?
592
00:36:14,161 --> 00:36:15,958
- Welcome back.
- Hi!
593
00:36:16,163 --> 00:36:17,824
Oh, gosh, I want to thank you.
594
00:36:18,032 --> 00:36:21,559
Hey, guys, you know what?
I'm a personal friend of the emir.
595
00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:30,668
Sunny.
596
00:36:30,878 --> 00:36:32,778
You scared me.
597
00:36:34,482 --> 00:36:37,076
Sunny, dear...
598
00:36:37,385 --> 00:36:39,683
...have you ever met a wise man?
599
00:36:39,887 --> 00:36:42,287
- Personally, you mean?
- Yes, personally.
600
00:36:42,490 --> 00:36:45,790
- Oh, well, like how wise?
- Very, very wise.
601
00:36:45,994 --> 00:36:48,292
Well, have you ever heard of
Babbanoctanondo?
602
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,192
He lived in a cave up near Salem.
603
00:36:50,399 --> 00:36:52,799
He only ate things
he could get off the ground.
604
00:36:53,635 --> 00:36:55,432
Me and my cousin went there once...
605
00:36:55,637 --> 00:36:57,696
...and he had this
out-of-body experience...
606
00:36:57,906 --> 00:37:00,841
All right! All right.
607
00:37:01,043 --> 00:37:02,635
That's very interesting, dear.
608
00:37:02,844 --> 00:37:07,008
But the point is, I would
like you to meet someone...
609
00:37:07,215 --> 00:37:10,241
...who's very, very important.
610
00:37:10,452 --> 00:37:12,579
The Nawaf Al Kabeer.
611
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:19,593
He's the chief temporal adviser
to the emir...
612
00:37:19,795 --> 00:37:22,229
...on moral and ethical matters.
613
00:37:22,431 --> 00:37:25,059
A man of transcendent spiritual power.
614
00:37:25,267 --> 00:37:27,758
He can see straight
into your thoughts.
615
00:37:32,641 --> 00:37:36,737
May I present Miss Sunny Davis.
616
00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:41,877
Well, Mr. Nawaf, this is
a real natural high for me.
617
00:37:47,055 --> 00:37:50,923
It means,
"Blessed are the small ones...
618
00:37:51,126 --> 00:37:53,390
...who shall be made large."
619
00:37:53,595 --> 00:37:57,156
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
620
00:37:57,366 --> 00:37:59,163
And you know I read something...
621
00:38:01,837 --> 00:38:02,895
What is it?
622
00:38:03,105 --> 00:38:05,130
It means, "Praise be to God."
623
00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:07,366
Oh, yes!
624
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,169
Sunny Davis.
625
00:38:09,379 --> 00:38:11,176
Sunny Davis.
626
00:38:11,381 --> 00:38:12,439
Yes?
627
00:38:12,648 --> 00:38:16,584
My child, how old are you?
628
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:18,075
Thirty-two.
629
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:22,913
Thirty-three.
630
00:38:23,126 --> 00:38:27,290
You see, you have become,
through your bravery...
631
00:38:27,497 --> 00:38:29,727
...part of the history of my country.
632
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,297
Oh, that's very flattering, but...
633
00:38:31,501 --> 00:38:32,695
Sunny Davis.
634
00:38:32,902 --> 00:38:35,166
- Sunny Davis.
- Yes.
635
00:38:35,371 --> 00:38:37,896
Our children praise your name.
636
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,768
You're kidding.
637
00:38:40,176 --> 00:38:44,306
Our beloved emir,
Khala�ad bin Abdul Majid...
638
00:38:44,514 --> 00:38:47,347
...remembers you in his prayers...
639
00:38:47,550 --> 00:38:50,849
...and hopes that until
you come to him...
640
00:38:51,054 --> 00:38:52,316
...until you are with us...
641
00:38:52,522 --> 00:38:54,251
Wait, who's coming where?
642
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:58,484
- you will accept as evidence of his
great affection this simple gift.
643
00:38:58,694 --> 00:39:01,026
Oh, honest to God, it's not necessary.
644
00:39:01,230 --> 00:39:04,256
This miserable token of his esteem.
645
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,832
How miserable?
646
00:39:12,508 --> 00:39:14,203
Rolls-Royce.
647
00:39:40,037 --> 00:39:44,371
We are very proud of our dear Sunny,
and we remain confident...
648
00:39:44,575 --> 00:39:46,475
...that whatever choices
Sunny makes...
649
00:39:46,677 --> 00:39:51,512
...whether it is with us or elsewhere,
that relations between Sunny...
650
00:39:51,715 --> 00:39:55,913
...and the emir will always reflect
the warmth and affection...
651
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,681
...our two countries have
traditionally felt for each other.
652
00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:00,914
Thank you.
653
00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,114
Sunny?
654
00:40:02,326 --> 00:40:04,817
No, I'd like to say something.
655
00:40:06,063 --> 00:40:09,965
I'd like to say that I think
the emir is really a great guy.
656
00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:12,499
As for Mr. Al Kabeer
and his friends here...
657
00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:15,638
...I've never met a nicer bunch
of foreign people.
658
00:40:15,839 --> 00:40:19,775
And that car is just about
the prettiest thing I've ever seen.
659
00:40:19,977 --> 00:40:24,107
It gives me a headache to tell
you that as a government employee...
660
00:40:24,314 --> 00:40:26,441
...I will transfer ownership of it...
661
00:40:26,650 --> 00:40:28,811
...to the General
Services Administration...
662
00:40:29,019 --> 00:40:32,352
...and include it in a list
of gifts to an official...
663
00:40:32,556 --> 00:40:34,456
...in the report in accordance...
664
00:40:34,658 --> 00:40:37,525
...with federal registry order 327.
665
00:40:37,728 --> 00:40:39,992
Crazy, I'd never do that.
666
00:40:46,637 --> 00:40:48,970
The car will be sent
to the federal repository...
667
00:40:49,174 --> 00:40:51,233
... as requested,
where it will be...
668
00:40:51,442 --> 00:40:54,002
... supervised by
the transportation secretary...
669
00:40:54,212 --> 00:40:56,874
... who said he'd take charge
of the $ 119,000 car.
670
00:40:58,616 --> 00:41:02,143
Your Majesty, it doesn't mean
she turned down your proposal.
671
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,534
How angry would you say he was?
672
00:41:17,735 --> 00:41:19,600
Cursing in at least four languages.
673
00:41:19,804 --> 00:41:21,169
Let's go over our options.
674
00:41:21,372 --> 00:41:23,499
We could give up
this mysterioso stuff...
675
00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:25,232
...and tell the girl the situation.
676
00:41:25,443 --> 00:41:27,070
Throw ourselves on her mercy?
677
00:41:27,278 --> 00:41:29,075
No, appeal to her patriotism.
678
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,508
I don't think so.
679
00:41:30,715 --> 00:41:32,706
I agree, it's too risky.
680
00:41:32,917 --> 00:41:35,977
Large gains demand large risks.
681
00:41:36,187 --> 00:41:38,382
I think she'll be able
to handle herself...
682
00:41:38,590 --> 00:41:40,524
...judging from last night.
683
00:41:40,725 --> 00:41:43,057
If you hadn't given
her those manuals...
684
00:41:43,261 --> 00:41:45,161
The girl's been doing her homework.
685
00:41:45,530 --> 00:41:48,192
Perhaps she's not
as unintelligent as you think.
686
00:41:48,399 --> 00:41:50,333
Perhaps we're not
as clever as we think.
687
00:41:50,535 --> 00:41:51,467
What do you mean, we?
688
00:41:51,669 --> 00:41:53,500
You have an attitude problem?
689
00:41:53,705 --> 00:41:55,639
Gentlemen!
690
00:41:56,307 --> 00:41:59,743
I'm sure she'll make the sensible
choice when the time comes.
691
00:41:59,944 --> 00:42:04,210
Until then, we just have
to keep her busy.
692
00:42:04,415 --> 00:42:05,507
And out of trouble.
693
00:42:21,367 --> 00:42:23,358
Majesty, allow me to introduce...
694
00:42:23,569 --> 00:42:25,093
Excuse me.
695
00:42:26,472 --> 00:42:27,769
My car broke down.
696
00:42:27,973 --> 00:42:30,498
- welcome you
on behalf of the president...
697
00:42:32,611 --> 00:42:34,545
Gun! Hit the deck!
698
00:42:35,948 --> 00:42:38,576
I thought we were being attacked!
I'm sorry!
699
00:43:09,114 --> 00:43:11,105
You said it was a barbecue.
700
00:43:11,684 --> 00:43:14,676
Sunny, let's be clear about
the procedure on this one.
701
00:43:14,887 --> 00:43:16,286
Sir, I think I've got it.
702
00:43:17,523 --> 00:43:19,957
When the limo stops
I get out on the left side.
703
00:43:20,159 --> 00:43:21,649
- Right.
- Oh, the right side?
704
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:25,296
No, I mean, "correct." It's the left.
705
00:43:25,497 --> 00:43:28,989
I walk around the back,
I open the right door to the limo...
706
00:43:29,201 --> 00:43:33,468
...I help the ambassador out and
present him to Vice President Merck.
707
00:43:33,907 --> 00:43:35,340
Correct.
708
00:43:39,346 --> 00:43:41,143
She's late.
709
00:43:44,951 --> 00:43:47,647
Well, here we are. Now...
710
00:43:48,021 --> 00:43:49,579
...left.
711
00:43:51,091 --> 00:43:53,616
Left side, left.
Yeah, this is the left.
712
00:43:55,662 --> 00:43:58,187
Let's see, left.
713
00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:01,190
Have you lost control of her entirely?
714
00:44:01,401 --> 00:44:04,029
We want her to be a princess,
not court jester.
715
00:44:04,237 --> 00:44:06,728
A few more days, only a few more days.
716
00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:10,137
God knows what she can do
in a few more days!
717
00:44:30,830 --> 00:44:33,924
"How do you do, Your Grace?"
718
00:44:35,135 --> 00:44:38,229
"Thank you very much, baroness."
719
00:44:39,072 --> 00:44:43,031
"I'm honored to meet you,
Your Excellency."
720
00:44:43,243 --> 00:44:45,177
"Good night, knight."
721
00:44:45,378 --> 00:44:46,902
"Good night, knight"?
722
00:44:48,281 --> 00:44:49,441
Hello?
723
00:44:49,649 --> 00:44:53,484
Yeah, hold on a minute.
Sunny, it's for you.
724
00:44:53,687 --> 00:44:55,211
Oh, thanks.
725
00:44:55,423 --> 00:44:57,152
Hello?
726
00:44:57,358 --> 00:44:59,155
Hi, Mr. Crowe.
727
00:45:00,094 --> 00:45:03,188
Yeah, the Queen of Dubai.
728
00:45:04,698 --> 00:45:05,892
Okay.
729
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:09,194
I'll be there, don't you worry.
730
00:45:09,403 --> 00:45:10,700
Bye.
731
00:45:11,338 --> 00:45:13,636
You know more queens than I do.
732
00:45:14,141 --> 00:45:15,972
Oh, Ben!
733
00:45:17,344 --> 00:45:21,371
Yes, this is
the National Archives building.
734
00:45:21,582 --> 00:45:25,848
You know, it holds
the Declaration of Independence...
735
00:45:26,053 --> 00:45:29,216
...Constitution, Bill of Rights.
736
00:45:29,423 --> 00:45:31,391
It's really pretty, isn't it?
737
00:45:32,259 --> 00:45:34,853
Oh, I have the napkins
that match your hat.
738
00:45:35,062 --> 00:45:36,290
Isn't that great?
739
00:45:36,497 --> 00:45:40,160
Now, you know, I've never read
the Constitution.
740
00:45:40,367 --> 00:45:42,562
This will be fun
for all of us, won't it?
741
00:45:43,170 --> 00:45:45,570
And this is where we...
742
00:45:45,773 --> 00:45:49,140
...encase all of our
precious documents.
743
00:45:49,510 --> 00:45:51,410
And this is...
744
00:45:52,146 --> 00:45:54,239
...the Constitution.
745
00:45:55,282 --> 00:45:56,647
Very old.
746
00:45:57,218 --> 00:46:00,381
And this is
the Declaration of Independence.
747
00:46:00,654 --> 00:46:02,281
Can you read that?
748
00:46:04,358 --> 00:46:09,091
"We hold these truths
to be self-evident...
749
00:46:09,296 --> 00:46:12,891
...that all men are created equal...
750
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:16,662
...that they are endowed
by their Creator...
751
00:46:16,872 --> 00:46:20,569
...with certain inalienable rights...
752
00:46:20,775 --> 00:46:23,903
...that among these
are life, liberty...
753
00:46:24,112 --> 00:46:27,445
...and the pursuit of happiness.
754
00:46:27,649 --> 00:46:29,514
That to secure these rights...
755
00:46:29,718 --> 00:46:33,313
...governments are instituted
among men...
756
00:46:33,522 --> 00:46:35,820
...deriving their just powers...
757
00:46:36,024 --> 00:46:38,959
...from the consent of the governed."
758
00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:44,289
Very interesting.
759
00:46:44,499 --> 00:46:46,524
We're real proud of that.
760
00:47:00,815 --> 00:47:01,975
What's the matter, you sick?
761
00:47:02,183 --> 00:47:04,913
No, they closed the bookstore
to take inventory.
762
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,815
That looks good.
Can you make me one?
763
00:47:07,022 --> 00:47:08,455
Here.
764
00:47:08,657 --> 00:47:10,090
I thought you had a lunch.
765
00:47:10,292 --> 00:47:12,226
I did, but it was for a Tibetan guy.
766
00:47:12,427 --> 00:47:14,691
They served food
I didn't recognize.
767
00:47:14,896 --> 00:47:16,830
The main course was still alive.
768
00:47:17,032 --> 00:47:18,021
Oh, Coke.
769
00:47:18,233 --> 00:47:19,427
See anyone famous?
770
00:47:19,634 --> 00:47:23,968
Well, I sat next to a senator who put
his hand on my leg under the table.
771
00:47:24,172 --> 00:47:25,571
- Which one?
- The right one.
772
00:47:25,774 --> 00:47:26,763
No, which senator?
773
00:47:26,975 --> 00:47:29,170
I don't know.
You had to appreciate his energy.
774
00:47:29,377 --> 00:47:32,403
He ate with one hand,
copped a feel with the other.
775
00:47:32,614 --> 00:47:36,142
Talking about fiscal irresponsibility
all at the same time.
776
00:47:36,352 --> 00:47:38,980
You know what amazes me,
is how these guys...
777
00:47:39,188 --> 00:47:40,917
...have time to run the country...
778
00:47:41,123 --> 00:47:44,991
...when they're so busy going
to banquets and openings all the time.
779
00:47:45,194 --> 00:47:46,320
I don't know how they do it.
780
00:47:46,529 --> 00:47:48,087
But are you having any fun?
781
00:47:48,297 --> 00:47:51,130
Oh, yeah, fun, God,
I'm having a great time.
782
00:47:51,334 --> 00:47:53,529
I mean, it's really very interesting.
783
00:47:53,736 --> 00:47:56,899
I'm making a lot of mistakes,
but they don't seem to mind.
784
00:47:57,106 --> 00:47:59,540
- Wonder why that is?
- Maybe they just like you.
785
00:47:59,742 --> 00:48:00,731
Yeah, maybe.
786
00:48:05,281 --> 00:48:08,114
Donna? Donna!
787
00:48:08,718 --> 00:48:10,015
Hey, Donna!
788
00:48:10,219 --> 00:48:12,847
Could you beep your horn, please?
Hey, Donna!
789
00:48:13,055 --> 00:48:17,458
God, Sunny! Oh, Sunny.
790
00:48:19,495 --> 00:48:21,622
Hi, sweetie!
791
00:48:23,032 --> 00:48:24,693
Sunny, what are you doing?
792
00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:27,595
A very special assignment.
Can't you tell?
793
00:48:27,803 --> 00:48:30,533
They look awfully like dogs.
794
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:34,801
Very important dogs, though. They
belong to some Bulgarian big shot.
795
00:48:35,011 --> 00:48:36,000
Come on, guys, sit down.
796
00:48:36,212 --> 00:48:37,201
Stay! Sheba!
797
00:48:38,781 --> 00:48:40,271
Come on, stay.
798
00:48:40,483 --> 00:48:42,212
Stay, baby, stay.
799
00:48:43,419 --> 00:48:45,979
- Hi.
- Oh, Sunny.
800
00:48:46,322 --> 00:48:48,620
God, we really miss you, Sunny.
801
00:48:48,824 --> 00:48:51,486
- God, I miss you guys too.
- You do?
802
00:48:51,694 --> 00:48:53,389
Everybody's so jealous of you.
803
00:48:53,596 --> 00:48:56,895
All those big parties
and famous people...
804
00:48:57,099 --> 00:49:00,661
...and events that shape our life,
and shit like that.
805
00:49:02,139 --> 00:49:03,766
Oh, I gotta go. Darn it.
806
00:49:03,974 --> 00:49:05,498
Give my love to Lou, will you?
807
00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:08,007
I think he's gonna
have to close the club.
808
00:49:08,979 --> 00:49:10,003
Are you kidding?
809
00:49:10,747 --> 00:49:13,944
He's losing money.
We're all out looking for other jobs.
810
00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:15,812
Oh, that's terrible.
811
00:49:16,019 --> 00:49:17,486
Is there anything I can do?
812
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,749
To tell you the truth,
I think Lou was hoping...
813
00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:22,686
...with your new connections...
814
00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:25,760
...you might be able to do
something to help him out.
815
00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:28,396
Why don't you get in,
and we'll talk about it.
816
00:49:28,598 --> 00:49:30,088
No, it's okay, I'm gonna walk.
817
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,289
Come on.
818
00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:33,969
Sunny, I'm not really
crazy about dogs.
819
00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:35,866
I know you're not crazy about dogs...
820
00:49:42,512 --> 00:49:43,638
Wait a minute!
821
00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:48,847
Wait! Sheba!
822
00:49:57,894 --> 00:49:59,418
Where is our dear Sunny?
823
00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:00,618
In the bathroom.
824
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,629
I see. And Mr. Ransome?
825
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,802
In the bathroom.
826
00:50:11,108 --> 00:50:13,804
- Better?
- Oh, yeah.
827
00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:18,470
Now, what you should do is take
a very long, very hot shower.
828
00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:21,049
- When?
- Soon as possible.
829
00:50:21,252 --> 00:50:22,344
Where?
830
00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:25,579
- Hey, don't give me a hard time.
- Okay.
831
00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:28,851
Listen, do you do necks?
832
00:50:37,235 --> 00:50:39,169
Did you do this to your wife?
833
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,429
None of your business.
834
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,630
God, you've got great fingers.
835
00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:45,264
Not so loud.
836
00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:46,738
Yikes.
837
00:50:46,944 --> 00:50:48,605
I feel like I'm in high school.
838
00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:51,646
- Did you lock the door?
- No.
839
00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:55,584
Listen, will you tell me something?
840
00:50:55,787 --> 00:50:56,913
What?
841
00:50:57,188 --> 00:50:59,418
Why did they give me this job?
842
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:03,288
Because you did something
extraordinary.
843
00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:04,825
And?
844
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:08,698
And they wanted to reward you.
845
00:51:09,801 --> 00:51:10,961
And?
846
00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:15,369
And it's good publicity for them.
847
00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:18,833
Nothing else?
848
00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:20,841
Like what?
849
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:24,075
I feel like...
850
00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:27,980
...I don't know, like
they're testing me for something.
851
00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:31,815
If you behave yourself,
I'll give you a real massage someday.
852
00:51:32,023 --> 00:51:34,548
Meanwhile, you ought to find
a good chiropractor.
853
00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:38,126
And I think you just changed
the subject on me.
854
00:51:38,329 --> 00:51:42,426
Sunny, I can't give you advice
about your life, I hardly know you.
855
00:51:42,634 --> 00:51:44,534
So get to know me.
856
00:51:46,171 --> 00:51:48,264
Do you always say what you think?
857
00:51:48,473 --> 00:51:50,304
It's no big deal.
I just never understood...
858
00:51:50,509 --> 00:51:53,478
...why some people don't say
what they think.
859
00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:55,840
Don't you say what you think?
860
00:51:57,349 --> 00:52:00,250
- Not always, no.
- Too bad.
861
00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:05,452
You know what I read?
The Declaration of Independence.
862
00:52:05,657 --> 00:52:08,626
The real one, the original.
The one in the Archives.
863
00:52:08,827 --> 00:52:11,853
Boy, those guys knew how
to say what they thought.
864
00:52:12,064 --> 00:52:15,090
Talk about simple.
All that stuff about happiness.
865
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:18,269
What government talks
about happiness anymore?
866
00:52:18,804 --> 00:52:20,237
Sunny, are you in there?
867
00:52:20,439 --> 00:52:21,428
Yes, ma'am.
868
00:52:22,641 --> 00:52:24,108
We were concerned.
869
00:52:24,476 --> 00:52:27,934
Well, Mr. Ransome was just
giving me an adjustment.
870
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:30,410
We're about to leave.
871
00:52:31,216 --> 00:52:35,050
And we were talking about the
Declaration of Independence.
872
00:52:38,991 --> 00:52:40,390
You did lock it.
873
00:52:40,826 --> 00:52:41,815
What, dear?
874
00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:47,359
I can't hear you, dear.
What did you say?
875
00:53:05,018 --> 00:53:06,349
Are you coming, dear?
876
00:53:09,422 --> 00:53:12,152
Sunny, dear, are you coming?
877
00:53:13,059 --> 00:53:14,458
Not quite, ma'am.
878
00:53:35,815 --> 00:53:38,409
He's here on an unofficial visit.
879
00:53:38,618 --> 00:53:40,051
Unofficial.
880
00:53:40,253 --> 00:53:41,720
Officially.
881
00:53:41,921 --> 00:53:44,253
You mean officially
he's here unofficially.
882
00:53:44,457 --> 00:53:45,947
Yes, that's exactly right.
883
00:53:46,159 --> 00:53:50,789
It's not a state visit, not even
a ceremonial visit. It's private.
884
00:53:50,997 --> 00:53:53,591
The emir wants privacy.
885
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,358
And now, Sunny...
886
00:53:55,902 --> 00:53:58,632
...we want to take you
into our confidence.
887
00:53:59,305 --> 00:54:02,706
And I know that we can trust you.
Am I right?
888
00:54:02,909 --> 00:54:06,106
Mr. Hilley, my lips are sealed.
889
00:54:06,446 --> 00:54:07,970
Good, because what I have to...
890
00:54:08,181 --> 00:54:11,480
They could slap me around,
keep me awake for days at a time.
891
00:54:11,684 --> 00:54:14,209
They could hang me upside down
and throw stuff.
892
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:15,409
Yes, yes, I see.
893
00:54:15,621 --> 00:54:17,680
Keep me in a cell
without food or water.
894
00:54:17,890 --> 00:54:18,879
You're a brave girl.
895
00:54:19,258 --> 00:54:23,821
But they couldn't do electricity
or snakes because I don't think l...
896
00:54:24,732 --> 00:54:25,721
Yes, sir?
897
00:54:29,970 --> 00:54:31,232
We...
898
00:54:32,473 --> 00:54:34,338
...our government...
899
00:54:34,541 --> 00:54:36,805
...the United States of America...
900
00:54:38,479 --> 00:54:41,277
...are attempting to negotiate
a complex...
901
00:54:41,482 --> 00:54:44,679
...and highly important agreement...
902
00:54:44,885 --> 00:54:47,581
...with the emir that will allow us...
903
00:54:48,088 --> 00:54:51,580
...to build a military base
in his country.
904
00:54:52,893 --> 00:54:57,091
- Right.
- The mission of your department...
905
00:54:57,898 --> 00:55:01,800
...is to see that the emir,
while he is in our country...
906
00:55:02,002 --> 00:55:03,492
...has a good time.
907
00:55:03,837 --> 00:55:08,467
Well, officially a good time
or unofficially?
908
00:55:08,675 --> 00:55:10,302
Unofficially, of course.
909
00:55:11,311 --> 00:55:12,608
Got it.
910
00:55:13,347 --> 00:55:16,612
A very good time.
911
00:55:25,526 --> 00:55:28,154
Come on, Lou, answer the phone.
912
00:55:29,363 --> 00:55:32,264
Lou, it's Sunny.
Listen, I got a great idea.
913
00:56:01,296 --> 00:56:03,196
Your Majesty.
914
00:56:15,343 --> 00:56:16,833
Sunny.
915
00:56:48,409 --> 00:56:50,070
Do you know what that is?
916
00:56:50,445 --> 00:56:53,312
- That is your Supreme Court, right?
- Right.
917
00:56:53,515 --> 00:56:54,914
Where laws are interpreted.
918
00:56:55,116 --> 00:56:57,914
That's right.
You have that setup where you live?
919
00:56:58,119 --> 00:57:02,112
Not exactly. Our laws
are handed down by Allah, by God.
920
00:57:02,323 --> 00:57:04,382
- To who?
- To me.
921
00:57:04,592 --> 00:57:05,924
Oh.
922
00:57:15,671 --> 00:57:17,662
Hey, what's going on?
923
00:57:17,873 --> 00:57:19,534
Supposedly a party for big shots.
924
00:57:19,742 --> 00:57:22,973
I got a call from Protocol,
talked about a social event.
925
00:57:23,179 --> 00:57:24,203
I got the same call.
926
00:57:24,413 --> 00:57:26,074
Said something about lots of VIPs...
927
00:57:26,282 --> 00:57:29,012
...and something
like "Guaranteed very good time."
928
00:57:29,218 --> 00:57:31,118
Here in this dive?
929
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:34,919
Hey, didn't Sunny Davis used
to work in this joint?
930
00:57:35,558 --> 00:57:37,924
- The Sheik of Arabic.
- Who the hell is that?
931
00:57:40,763 --> 00:57:41,752
Thank you.
932
00:57:41,964 --> 00:57:44,956
- Hey, isn't that Sunny Davis?
- Your Highness.
933
00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:46,634
I'd like you to meet Lou Fox.
934
00:57:46,835 --> 00:57:49,599
Hey, that's a hell of an honor,
Your Majesty.
935
00:57:49,805 --> 00:57:51,864
That's all I got to say, an honor.
936
00:57:52,074 --> 00:57:53,302
Thank you very much.
937
00:57:53,509 --> 00:57:55,568
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
938
00:57:56,445 --> 00:57:58,811
- Here we go.
- Over here, Sunny, please.
939
00:57:59,014 --> 00:58:01,448
You mind crouching down
a little, Your Honor...
940
00:58:01,650 --> 00:58:03,413
...so we get the sign in the picture?
941
00:58:03,619 --> 00:58:06,645
Here he comes! Girls, showtime!
Showtime, places!
942
00:58:08,757 --> 00:58:10,349
George, you salute.
943
00:58:10,559 --> 00:58:13,153
Girls, flags over your heart.
944
00:58:16,232 --> 00:58:19,793
I want you to think of this
as your oasis away from your oasis.
945
00:58:20,002 --> 00:58:21,526
Your Majesty and you fellas...
946
00:58:21,737 --> 00:58:25,503
...you'll find we pour some
of the most generous drinks in town.
947
00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,404
- This way, Your Majesty.
- Okay.
948
00:58:27,611 --> 00:58:31,240
Hey, by the way, tonight's dinner
special is Virginia ham...
949
00:58:31,448 --> 00:58:33,040
...with a choice of vegetables.
950
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,514
- Hey, Lou?
- What, Sun, what?
951
00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:37,186
Who are those guys?
952
00:58:41,558 --> 00:58:42,957
It's a little birthday party.
953
00:58:43,159 --> 00:58:46,219
They want me to make them
a cake made out of raw fish.
954
00:58:46,596 --> 00:58:47,961
Well, happy birthday!
955
00:58:50,967 --> 00:58:52,491
Happy birthday.
956
00:58:52,702 --> 00:58:54,329
Oh, hi, honey!
957
00:58:54,537 --> 00:58:56,402
What's going on in there?
958
00:58:56,606 --> 00:58:57,595
What's this?
959
00:58:58,541 --> 00:59:00,441
Hey, let's get this.
960
00:59:00,644 --> 00:59:02,976
Hey, guys. Guys, get on this!
961
00:59:03,179 --> 00:59:05,204
Ralph, get your camera.
962
00:59:05,649 --> 00:59:08,618
Ladies, are you friends of Sunny's?
963
00:59:08,818 --> 00:59:10,046
We're in public relations.
964
00:59:16,092 --> 00:59:20,028
We're all out of camel's milk,
but this is yogurt and 7UP.
965
00:59:26,036 --> 00:59:27,833
Gloria!
966
00:59:28,772 --> 00:59:30,399
Oh, excuse me.
967
00:59:30,607 --> 00:59:32,040
Place looks fabulous!
968
00:59:35,345 --> 00:59:38,212
Hi, honey!
Oh, God, I'm so glad you could come.
969
00:59:38,415 --> 00:59:40,906
Are you kidding?
What does "jackpot" mean to you?
970
00:59:41,117 --> 00:59:43,051
You see that little guy over there?
971
00:59:43,753 --> 00:59:46,449
Go really easy on him
because he's a wise man.
972
00:59:46,656 --> 00:59:48,419
You know, like a swami or a guru.
973
00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:50,184
You know what I'm saying? Okay.
974
00:59:50,394 --> 00:59:52,589
Hey, isn't that the Nawaf?
975
00:59:52,797 --> 00:59:54,765
Nawaf!
976
00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:57,893
Bobbie! Charmaine!
977
01:00:15,219 --> 01:00:16,379
Yeah.
978
01:00:17,955 --> 01:00:19,149
What?
979
01:00:20,224 --> 01:00:21,555
Where?
980
01:00:22,326 --> 01:00:23,554
What do you...?
981
01:00:23,961 --> 01:00:25,292
Press?!
982
01:00:32,937 --> 01:00:34,427
Make a wish.
983
01:00:42,780 --> 01:00:44,475
- Hello.
- Hi.
984
01:00:44,849 --> 01:00:46,407
This is a swell place, isn't it?
985
01:00:46,617 --> 01:00:47,982
Yes, it is. Swell.
986
01:00:48,519 --> 01:00:49,508
I used to work here.
987
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,017
I know that.
988
01:00:51,222 --> 01:00:53,019
See that girl over there? There.
989
01:00:53,224 --> 01:00:55,624
See that girl dressed
like kind of a chicken?
990
01:00:56,460 --> 01:00:58,360
An emu, I would imagine.
991
01:00:58,562 --> 01:01:00,120
What about her?
992
01:01:00,731 --> 01:01:04,394
I used to have to wear that
costume a lot when I worked here.
993
01:01:04,602 --> 01:01:06,763
It's pretty silly, isn't it?
994
01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:09,172
You must have looked beautiful.
995
01:01:09,507 --> 01:01:11,476
More males!
996
01:01:11,943 --> 01:01:12,932
Ben!
997
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:20,146
- Oh, thanks.
- Look at you.
998
01:01:20,352 --> 01:01:21,876
Oh, thanks for coming.
999
01:01:22,087 --> 01:01:23,850
I want you to come see the emir.
1000
01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:26,285
- He's here!
- Just what we need, more men.
1001
01:01:26,491 --> 01:01:31,121
Your Majesty, I'd like to introduce
you to Ben Granger and Jerry Jerome.
1002
01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:33,489
These are the guys that I live with.
1003
01:01:33,698 --> 01:01:37,429
And this is His...
1004
01:01:37,702 --> 01:01:41,035
...Highness.
- El Emir Khala�ad bin Abdul Majid.
1005
01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:49,972
Just a short while ago, the emir and
his entourage escorted Sunny Davis...
1006
01:01:50,182 --> 01:01:52,514
...inside the Safari Club
you see behind me.
1007
01:01:52,717 --> 01:01:54,412
They came in those limos.
1008
01:01:54,619 --> 01:01:57,554
By the way,
the guests continue to arrive.
1009
01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:01,192
The kind of guests you wouldn't
necessarily associate...
1010
01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:14,162
All right, Sue!
1011
01:02:14,372 --> 01:02:16,067
Yeah, but I would.
1012
01:02:21,513 --> 01:02:23,708
I think your guests
are having a good time.
1013
01:02:23,915 --> 01:02:25,280
Oh, yes.
1014
01:02:31,189 --> 01:02:33,556
- Hey.
- Jimmy?
1015
01:02:36,195 --> 01:02:37,822
It's Jimmy!
1016
01:02:45,872 --> 01:02:47,965
Hey, great to see you, not tonight.
1017
01:02:48,174 --> 01:02:50,142
I got a private party over there.
1018
01:02:50,343 --> 01:02:51,970
Hey, Jimmy!
1019
01:02:54,046 --> 01:02:55,411
- Hi, honey!
- Come on!
1020
01:02:55,615 --> 01:02:57,776
Come on, I want you to meet somebody.
1021
01:02:58,751 --> 01:03:00,742
Oh, banzai.
1022
01:03:00,953 --> 01:03:04,116
Hi, how are you? Hi, guys!
1023
01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:06,951
- Listen, have you ever met an emir?
- No.
1024
01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:09,184
- Have you ever met a biker?
- No.
1025
01:03:09,395 --> 01:03:12,455
Khala�ad, this is Jimmy,
Jimmy, this is Khala�ad.
1026
01:03:12,665 --> 01:03:15,099
- How do you do?
- How you doing, man?
1027
01:03:15,301 --> 01:03:16,893
Yes.
1028
01:03:17,103 --> 01:03:18,400
What?
1029
01:03:18,604 --> 01:03:20,003
I'm on my way.
1030
01:03:37,390 --> 01:03:38,789
Hi.
1031
01:03:41,827 --> 01:03:44,125
Was it difficult for you
to leave all this?
1032
01:03:44,330 --> 01:03:46,321
This? Oh, no.
1033
01:03:46,532 --> 01:03:48,557
I mean, I've made
a lot of good friends...
1034
01:03:48,768 --> 01:03:50,292
...and we've had good times.
1035
01:03:50,503 --> 01:03:52,528
But, you know,
a person has to move on.
1036
01:03:52,738 --> 01:03:54,604
Sunny, you could be
the mother of kings.
1037
01:03:54,808 --> 01:03:59,336
Oh, sure, Queen Sunny,
the ex-cocktail waitress.
1038
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:03,113
I'm just lucky I get to meet
people like you.
1039
01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:04,807
Just because of that accident.
1040
01:04:05,018 --> 01:04:06,918
- There are no accidents.
- Oh, sure.
1041
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,520
There is only destiny and character.
1042
01:04:09,723 --> 01:04:12,851
Destiny brought you together
with me and a man with a gun.
1043
01:04:13,060 --> 01:04:16,154
Your character
brought you the rest of the way.
1044
01:04:16,363 --> 01:04:18,490
- No, I don't think so.
- Sunny, you and I...
1045
01:04:18,699 --> 01:04:21,190
...are more than
an ex-waitress and emir.
1046
01:04:21,401 --> 01:04:22,800
We're also a man and a woman.
1047
01:04:23,003 --> 01:04:24,300
Yeah, I can see that.
1048
01:04:24,504 --> 01:04:26,563
You understand what I'm saying?
1049
01:04:27,007 --> 01:04:29,168
Yeah, you want to date me.
1050
01:04:29,376 --> 01:04:31,503
Emirs do not date.
1051
01:04:37,684 --> 01:04:39,515
Mr. Hilley, Mr. Hilley!
1052
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,553
Mr. Hassler, what is the White House...?
1053
01:04:43,824 --> 01:04:45,724
- Is there a party going on?
- Not now.
1054
01:04:52,265 --> 01:04:54,165
- Hey.
- What can I get for you?
1055
01:04:54,368 --> 01:04:56,336
I like that coat.
1056
01:04:56,737 --> 01:04:57,726
He likes my coat!
1057
01:04:57,938 --> 01:04:59,769
- Give it to him.
- All right!
1058
01:05:01,608 --> 01:05:04,441
You got it, now give me your coat.
1059
01:05:04,645 --> 01:05:08,445
Okay, now remember, it's B-Y-O-L,
bring your own leather.
1060
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,224
- "Beat me, whip me..."
- What do you think of that?
1061
01:05:21,429 --> 01:05:24,421
You like that? You got it!
1062
01:05:24,632 --> 01:05:27,601
What about Sunny Davis, Mr. Hassler?
1063
01:05:27,802 --> 01:05:29,599
Why is Mr. Ransome here?
1064
01:05:29,804 --> 01:05:31,431
I want an explanation.
1065
01:05:31,639 --> 01:05:33,004
- I'm sure it's okay.
- Right.
1066
01:05:33,207 --> 01:05:34,401
What are they doing in there?
1067
01:05:34,609 --> 01:05:36,770
- Having a good time, I guess.
- What?
1068
01:05:36,978 --> 01:05:39,446
- Having a good time?!
- Yes.
1069
01:05:55,229 --> 01:05:57,129
Jesus Christ!
1070
01:06:33,801 --> 01:06:35,166
What the hell is this place?
1071
01:06:35,369 --> 01:06:38,305
Must be one of those
gay-Arab-biker sushi bars.
1072
01:06:47,116 --> 01:06:49,175
Oh, God, that's disgusting.
1073
01:06:52,287 --> 01:06:53,948
Party!
1074
01:07:05,701 --> 01:07:07,225
Sunny.
1075
01:07:07,436 --> 01:07:11,304
What in God's name are you doing
in this tide of human swill?
1076
01:07:12,207 --> 01:07:13,196
Why, you...
1077
01:07:16,845 --> 01:07:19,746
- Wait, wait, what's swill?
- You're under arrest.
1078
01:08:17,073 --> 01:08:18,540
Listen, listen, hey!
1079
01:08:18,741 --> 01:08:22,905
I know we can work this out
just the way the diplomats do.
1080
01:08:30,553 --> 01:08:33,283
WXED Action Line.
1081
01:08:33,489 --> 01:08:37,152
Tonight's WXED hot story.
1082
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,590
Tonight's hot story is
hotter than usual.
1083
01:08:39,796 --> 01:08:42,924
Dozens of dignitaries have been
arrested at Club Safari.
1084
01:08:43,132 --> 01:08:46,397
Among them, the almost
assassinated Emir of Ohtar...
1085
01:08:46,603 --> 01:08:50,972
... and Protocol Sunny Davis, a former
waitress at this hot spot, plus...
1086
01:08:51,174 --> 01:08:53,506
... high-ranking administration
members who...
1087
01:08:53,710 --> 01:08:56,144
... had stopped by the club
to use the phone.
1088
01:08:56,346 --> 01:08:58,007
More details as they happen.
1089
01:08:58,214 --> 01:09:01,479
This is Cheryl Greenberg,
your Action Line...
1090
01:09:17,934 --> 01:09:19,596
Thank you, Mr. Vice President.
1091
01:09:19,803 --> 01:09:21,998
- Michael, take them.
- Yes, of course.
1092
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,471
Sunny, Sunny Davis.
1093
01:09:26,410 --> 01:09:30,312
Sunny, thank you, it was
an unforgettable evening.
1094
01:09:31,715 --> 01:09:35,310
- We won't keep you much longer, dear.
- I'm really sorry.
1095
01:09:35,519 --> 01:09:39,114
You'll have my resignation after
I look up how they're written.
1096
01:09:39,323 --> 01:09:43,089
We have no intention of asking
for your resignation.
1097
01:09:43,294 --> 01:09:45,194
- You don't?
- Certainly not.
1098
01:09:45,396 --> 01:09:49,423
There will be tactical problems
in dealing with tonight's situation.
1099
01:09:49,633 --> 01:09:51,498
Let's go into my office.
1100
01:09:52,036 --> 01:09:54,800
Well, I think I'll write
a letter to the emir.
1101
01:09:55,005 --> 01:09:56,063
Listen to me.
1102
01:09:56,974 --> 01:10:01,001
We will take care of this matter.
You will not be a part of it.
1103
01:10:01,211 --> 01:10:02,872
I won't?
1104
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:07,710
In a few hours,
the emir will fly back to his country.
1105
01:10:08,585 --> 01:10:11,645
- We want you to go with him.
- You're kidding!
1106
01:10:11,855 --> 01:10:16,758
You are right now our principal
social contact with the emir.
1107
01:10:16,961 --> 01:10:20,021
Our relations with him up until
now have been ambivalent.
1108
01:10:21,899 --> 01:10:23,332
You can change that.
1109
01:10:23,534 --> 01:10:26,901
Gee, I don't know,
I've never been outside the U.S.
1110
01:10:27,104 --> 01:10:28,867
- Do you really think l...?
- Sunny...
1111
01:10:29,073 --> 01:10:34,170
...this is a chance for you to perform
a vital service for your country.
1112
01:10:34,378 --> 01:10:38,246
Does this have anything to do
with that strategic military thing...
1113
01:10:38,449 --> 01:10:43,114
...Mr. Hilley talked about yesterday?
- Absolutely not.
1114
01:10:43,321 --> 01:10:48,054
This has to do with simple trust.
Trust between us.
1115
01:10:48,893 --> 01:10:50,952
Trust between you and the emir.
1116
01:10:52,464 --> 01:10:54,022
You'll be treated like royalty.
1117
01:10:54,232 --> 01:10:55,722
You'll stay in a lovely palace.
1118
01:10:55,934 --> 01:10:59,665
It will be like living
in a beautiful dream.
1119
01:10:59,871 --> 01:11:03,272
Beautiful, beautiful dream.
1120
01:11:28,199 --> 01:11:29,723
Thank you.
1121
01:11:30,902 --> 01:11:34,929
Dear Michael, I don't know when
I'll be able to send this letter...
1122
01:11:35,140 --> 01:11:38,667
... I wanted you to know how grateful
I am for helping me out.
1123
01:11:39,844 --> 01:11:43,109
I know you're going to be proud
of the job I'm doing.
1124
01:11:43,314 --> 01:11:45,214
The people here are friendly...
1125
01:11:45,417 --> 01:11:48,250
... and they greeted me like
I'm a real princess.
1126
01:11:48,453 --> 01:11:51,718
I can honestly say I'm on
a sort of intimate footing...
1127
01:11:51,923 --> 01:11:53,754
... with some of them already...
1128
01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:57,621
... although I can't understand what
any of them are talking about.
1129
01:11:57,829 --> 01:12:00,195
I haven't been outside
the palace yet...
1130
01:12:00,398 --> 01:12:03,129
... but as soon as possible,
I plan to contact...
1131
01:12:03,335 --> 01:12:06,862
... the American ambassador
for any special instructions.
1132
01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:08,700
I think there's a feast tonight...
1133
01:12:08,908 --> 01:12:12,969
... and tomorrow we're supposed
to go on a camel ride in the desert.
1134
01:12:13,446 --> 01:12:15,676
If there's a diplomatic pouch
coming here...
1135
01:12:15,881 --> 01:12:19,339
... I wouldn't mind if you
included a tuna salad sandwich...
1136
01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:22,316
... and some lip gloss.
1137
01:12:22,621 --> 01:12:25,920
A poem for Sunny.
1138
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,991
"Ah, Sunny!
1139
01:12:30,196 --> 01:12:34,292
Golden hair like the desert sun
1140
01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:37,799
Eyes the color of the summer sky
1141
01:12:38,003 --> 01:12:41,700
Breasts riper than
The ripest pomegranates
1142
01:12:41,907 --> 01:12:47,174
And loins like the royal storehouse
Bursting with the seed of kings.
1143
01:12:47,379 --> 01:12:49,870
Loins that boil..."
1144
01:12:53,185 --> 01:12:56,848
I'm happy to announce
that a high-ranking delegation...
1145
01:12:57,056 --> 01:13:00,492
... will travel to Ohtar to sign
an agreement with the emir...
1146
01:13:00,693 --> 01:13:01,990
... for a military base.
1147
01:13:02,228 --> 01:13:04,253
Hi, we're back with TV Truth.
1148
01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:07,523
Wendy, would you analyze
the tape for our audience?
1149
01:13:07,733 --> 01:13:10,668
Hassler starts by announcing
that they cut the deal.
1150
01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:11,928
So we got our base.
1151
01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:14,231
Yes, but I want your audience
to see this.
1152
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:16,931
He's announcing that
a contingent of...
1153
01:13:17,143 --> 01:13:19,077
That's not so unusual. Here it is.
1154
01:13:19,278 --> 01:13:21,405
We'll get them to stay
for the wedding.
1155
01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,583
- Was that a slip?
- That is some slip.
1156
01:13:23,783 --> 01:13:25,341
He had no intention
of mentioning that.
1157
01:13:25,552 --> 01:13:27,850
No, he didn't. He's such a jerk.
1158
01:13:28,054 --> 01:13:29,180
What wedding?
1159
01:13:31,825 --> 01:13:35,556
Dear Mrs. St. John: They keep me
busy here, and I'm experiencing...
1160
01:13:35,762 --> 01:13:37,889
... all sorts of
new, exotic fragrances.
1161
01:13:38,098 --> 01:13:41,590
Tomorrow, I hope to see how
the ordinary people live.
1162
01:13:41,801 --> 01:13:46,397
Please give my best to Mr. Crowe.
Sincerely, Sunny Davis.
1163
01:14:36,923 --> 01:14:38,083
Cover your hair!
1164
01:14:43,797 --> 01:14:45,129
She's marrying the emir.
1165
01:14:46,934 --> 01:14:48,629
He's in everything, on TV...
1166
01:14:48,836 --> 01:14:51,771
... and in People,
and he's so cute, and...
1167
01:14:51,973 --> 01:14:54,533
God, I wish I was her.
1168
01:14:54,742 --> 01:14:57,506
She's embarrassed the country,
are you kidding?
1169
01:14:57,712 --> 01:14:59,907
Embarrassed the country,
marrying that guy.
1170
01:15:00,114 --> 01:15:02,548
It's just a thing
for the money, right?
1171
01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:05,310
I think Sunny Davis
represents the kind of...
1172
01:15:05,519 --> 01:15:07,612
... American woman
we can all be proud of.
1173
01:15:07,822 --> 01:15:10,814
She's real, she's honest...
1174
01:15:11,025 --> 01:15:13,118
... and she isn't taking
crap from anybody.
1175
01:15:13,461 --> 01:15:14,860
Okay, gentlemen.
1176
01:15:15,062 --> 01:15:18,691
Here's a list I've made up
of some places I'd like to visit.
1177
01:15:18,899 --> 01:15:22,266
One of them is a hospital,
a daycare center...
1178
01:15:22,470 --> 01:15:28,170
...maybe a farm, an irrigation
project, something like that.
1179
01:15:28,376 --> 01:15:31,812
And also, I'd like to see...
1180
01:15:32,013 --> 01:15:36,575
...that military base we're building.
Where is it?
1181
01:15:58,572 --> 01:16:00,199
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1182
01:16:21,530 --> 01:16:23,020
I've been set up, haven't I?
1183
01:16:27,169 --> 01:16:29,103
Shall we go back?
1184
01:16:56,798 --> 01:16:57,890
I want to talk to you!
1185
01:16:58,100 --> 01:16:59,590
Why are you dressed like that?
1186
01:16:59,801 --> 01:17:02,497
Because I'm an American, that's why.
1187
01:17:12,647 --> 01:17:15,582
What were you gonna do,
make me part of your harem?
1188
01:17:15,784 --> 01:17:18,275
I don't have a harem,
I have some wives.
1189
01:17:18,487 --> 01:17:21,650
Wives? You got "some" wives?
1190
01:17:23,024 --> 01:17:24,582
Help me!
1191
01:17:28,698 --> 01:17:31,428
Some wives? You must have
billboards all over town.
1192
01:17:31,634 --> 01:17:32,623
Quickly, this way.
1193
01:17:32,835 --> 01:17:35,201
They've not been able to give me sons.
1194
01:17:35,405 --> 01:17:36,497
I must have sons.
1195
01:17:36,706 --> 01:17:38,640
This is the 20th century!
1196
01:17:38,841 --> 01:17:41,002
Don't you know anything
about chromosomes?
1197
01:17:41,210 --> 01:17:43,576
When my country finds out
what you tried to do...
1198
01:17:43,780 --> 01:17:44,804
When they find out?
1199
01:17:45,014 --> 01:17:46,413
Get down!
1200
01:17:48,518 --> 01:17:50,645
Why do you think you were sent here?
1201
01:17:50,853 --> 01:17:54,584
I don't believe you.
Americans don't do things like that.
1202
01:17:55,191 --> 01:17:56,351
Do we?
1203
01:18:06,869 --> 01:18:08,700
Hurry, that way!
1204
01:18:11,808 --> 01:18:13,275
- Are you all right?
- Move.
1205
01:18:16,312 --> 01:18:18,007
You know how to fly one of these?
1206
01:18:18,214 --> 01:18:20,079
I'm the chief of the air force.
1207
01:18:20,283 --> 01:18:22,410
That's not what I asked.
1208
01:18:32,862 --> 01:18:35,729
Revolution in Ohtar sparked
by the imminent wedding...
1209
01:18:35,932 --> 01:18:39,663
... of the Emir Khala'ad bin
Abdul Majid to American Sunny Davis.
1210
01:18:39,869 --> 01:18:42,167
Rebel forces overthrew
their government.
1211
01:18:42,371 --> 01:18:46,307
The emir and Miss Davis have escaped,
and are en route to the U.S.
1212
01:18:46,509 --> 01:18:49,638
The sudden coup d'�tat
came as a shock to observers.
1213
01:18:50,347 --> 01:18:51,336
This news just in.
1214
01:18:51,548 --> 01:18:53,675
According to sources
in the State Department...
1215
01:18:53,884 --> 01:18:57,115
... Sunny Davis had no knowledge
of the wedding plans...
1216
01:18:57,321 --> 01:19:00,188
... arranged by our government
without her consent...
1217
01:19:00,390 --> 01:19:03,791
... in exchange for a military base
in his country.
1218
01:19:03,994 --> 01:19:06,929
We'll have more for you
in just a few minutes from now.
1219
01:19:07,264 --> 01:19:09,061
This is Inside Story.
1220
01:19:10,467 --> 01:19:12,025
Tonight's inside story:
1221
01:19:12,236 --> 01:19:16,104
Sunny Davis, heroine or hustler?
1222
01:19:16,607 --> 01:19:20,099
She was queen for a day,
and she claims she didn't know it.
1223
01:19:20,310 --> 01:19:24,007
Her presence started a war
that may affect the world's economy.
1224
01:19:24,214 --> 01:19:26,842
Rescued from sure death
and probable torture...
1225
01:19:27,050 --> 01:19:31,146
... she learned she was traded for the
balance of power in the Middle East.
1226
01:19:32,556 --> 01:19:34,421
Or did she know it?
1227
01:19:35,259 --> 01:19:38,422
Absolutely not. We goofed.
She didn't know a thing.
1228
01:19:40,597 --> 01:19:42,258
We traded her for the base.
1229
01:19:42,466 --> 01:19:44,866
We duped her,
now we ought to pay for it.
1230
01:19:45,068 --> 01:19:47,536
Where is Ohtar?
And why should we care?
1231
01:19:47,738 --> 01:19:51,071
This emirate might pull down
an American administration...
1232
01:19:51,275 --> 01:19:56,076
... and send it into a scandal
that could only be called "Sunnygate."
1233
01:19:56,280 --> 01:20:00,740
Sex, politics. Politics, sex.
Sunnygate.
1234
01:20:00,951 --> 01:20:03,146
Did she, or didn't she?
1235
01:20:03,353 --> 01:20:07,915
And if she did, did she do it
for her country? Stay tuned.
1236
01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,854
- Senator Norris.
- Senator Norris!
1237
01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:13,360
Was Sunny traded for a military base?
People want the facts.
1238
01:20:13,565 --> 01:20:16,591
Yeah, I know, I got about
30,000 telegrams and letters...
1239
01:20:16,801 --> 01:20:18,962
...phone calls, all asking
the same question.
1240
01:20:19,170 --> 01:20:21,035
The answer is, we just don't know.
1241
01:20:21,239 --> 01:20:25,801
I'll tell you, it's gonna be one hell
of an investigation, I promise.
1242
01:20:26,010 --> 01:20:30,003
Public pressure on the administration
continues in the Sunnygate affair.
1243
01:20:30,214 --> 01:20:31,943
Senator Norris announced hearings...
1244
01:20:32,150 --> 01:20:34,277
... to discover the truth
in the allegations...
1245
01:20:34,485 --> 01:20:35,509
Yes, sir.
1246
01:20:38,389 --> 01:20:40,482
Yes, sir, we're watching it now.
1247
01:20:40,692 --> 01:20:42,660
What did she know about
the connection...
1248
01:20:42,860 --> 01:20:45,351
... between that base
and her engagement?
1249
01:20:45,563 --> 01:20:48,657
And when did she know about it?
Marla Gilbert, WFDD.
1250
01:20:48,967 --> 01:20:49,956
You lied to me.
1251
01:20:50,168 --> 01:20:52,762
What we did was
for the good of the country.
1252
01:20:52,971 --> 01:20:53,960
You lied to me.
1253
01:20:54,172 --> 01:20:56,834
What she's saying is that
certain decisions...
1254
01:20:57,041 --> 01:21:00,010
...on sensitive issues
have to be made discreetly.
1255
01:21:00,211 --> 01:21:02,202
After all, the welfare of the people...
1256
01:21:02,413 --> 01:21:04,813
Wait a minute,
I'm one of the people, aren't I?
1257
01:21:05,016 --> 01:21:07,348
The important thing
is that we pull together...
1258
01:21:07,552 --> 01:21:09,577
...so when that committee
starts the hearing...
1259
01:21:09,787 --> 01:21:12,688
You want to tell me what you
think I should say, right?
1260
01:21:12,890 --> 01:21:14,790
Only if you're comfortable with that.
1261
01:21:14,993 --> 01:21:16,893
Well, I don't know what I'm gonna say.
1262
01:21:17,095 --> 01:21:20,531
Tell you this.
I can't wait to find out.
1263
01:21:20,732 --> 01:21:23,223
Sunny, we're all in this together.
1264
01:21:23,434 --> 01:21:26,528
We, you and I, represent
the president, and I'm sure...
1265
01:21:26,738 --> 01:21:31,904
You're a very misguided person,
and I don't work for you any longer.
1266
01:21:32,111 --> 01:21:35,342
- Sunny?
- Going back to waiting on tables?
1267
01:21:35,547 --> 01:21:37,037
Goodbye, Mrs. St. John.
1268
01:21:37,249 --> 01:21:39,683
- All right, Sunny, look.
- Let me go, Mr. Hilley.
1269
01:21:39,885 --> 01:21:44,879
I'm going to make one last appeal
to you on behalf of the country.
1270
01:21:45,891 --> 01:21:48,155
There are at least
four people in here...
1271
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:52,956
...who don't speak for my country.
And you're one of them.
1272
01:22:29,935 --> 01:22:31,766
- Over here, Sunny.
- Sunny.
1273
01:22:31,970 --> 01:22:34,905
Were you only a pawn
in the Ohtar situation?
1274
01:22:35,107 --> 01:22:38,440
How did the Protocol Department
manipulate you?
1275
01:22:42,314 --> 01:22:43,406
What? Oh.
1276
01:22:43,615 --> 01:22:44,604
Excuse me, Miss Davis...
1277
01:22:44,817 --> 01:22:47,217
...you may remember me from
Turner News Network...
1278
01:22:47,419 --> 01:22:50,684
Miss Davis, how are you going
to defend yourself?
1279
01:22:50,889 --> 01:22:52,982
If there's something you'd like to...?
1280
01:22:54,561 --> 01:22:58,554
- Can you give us a statement?
- Has the president given instruction?
1281
01:22:58,765 --> 01:23:01,598
We have no comment at this time.
1282
01:23:03,069 --> 01:23:04,297
There's Michael Ransome.
1283
01:23:04,504 --> 01:23:08,099
Mr. Ransome, do you expect
to testify for the department?
1284
01:23:08,308 --> 01:23:11,471
Mr. Ransome is no longer
with the department.
1285
01:23:11,678 --> 01:23:13,009
Have you been fired?
1286
01:23:13,213 --> 01:23:14,305
No, sir, I resigned.
1287
01:23:14,514 --> 01:23:17,108
- Was it over the Sunnygate affair?
- Yes.
1288
01:23:17,317 --> 01:23:18,841
What else happened...?
1289
01:23:20,820 --> 01:23:24,187
Just a minute. Look, I'm an
expert on Middle Eastern affairs.
1290
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:27,086
I was on my way up
in the political racket...
1291
01:23:27,293 --> 01:23:28,692
...if you know what I mean.
1292
01:23:28,895 --> 01:23:32,854
And then a few weeks ago
I met this...
1293
01:23:33,066 --> 01:23:35,125
...extraordinary
person who reminded me...
1294
01:23:35,335 --> 01:23:39,101
...that I had forgotten something
real basic, real simple.
1295
01:23:40,573 --> 01:23:42,700
That I have forgotten
to say what I think.
1296
01:23:45,378 --> 01:23:47,369
So I quit, that's all.
1297
01:23:52,352 --> 01:23:55,048
Sunny, is there anything
you'd like to say?
1298
01:23:55,255 --> 01:23:58,281
Yes, he owes me a massage.
1299
01:24:03,797 --> 01:24:06,493
Do you swear to tell the whole
truth, and nothing but the truth...
1300
01:24:06,699 --> 01:24:08,633
...so help you God?
- I do.
1301
01:24:08,835 --> 01:24:10,803
State your name
for the record, please.
1302
01:24:11,004 --> 01:24:14,030
- Sunny Ann Davis.
- And what is your present address?
1303
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:16,004
1442 "G" Street.
1304
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,876
And what is your age, please?
1305
01:24:20,281 --> 01:24:21,680
Thirty-five.
1306
01:24:22,483 --> 01:24:23,472
Senator Norris?
1307
01:24:23,684 --> 01:24:25,151
Sunny...
1308
01:24:25,786 --> 01:24:27,811
...when did you first meet the emir?
1309
01:24:28,022 --> 01:24:31,253
The night I got shot...
No, I'm sorry...
1310
01:24:31,458 --> 01:24:34,689
...I didn't meet him then,
it was after they gave me...
1311
01:24:34,895 --> 01:24:37,659
...the job at Protocol
and the emir came back.
1312
01:24:37,865 --> 01:24:42,393
- I see, and the emir came back for...?
- For me.
1313
01:24:44,638 --> 01:24:48,540
No, I meant for how long
a period of time?
1314
01:24:48,742 --> 01:24:51,905
Oh, it was just a couple of days.
It was unofficial.
1315
01:24:52,112 --> 01:24:56,242
- An unofficial visit?
- Officially, yes.
1316
01:24:56,450 --> 01:25:00,284
And what, to the best
of your understanding...
1317
01:25:00,487 --> 01:25:02,887
...were your duties
with regard to the emir?
1318
01:25:03,090 --> 01:25:05,285
I was supposed
to show him a good time.
1319
01:25:10,264 --> 01:25:11,390
A good time?
1320
01:25:11,599 --> 01:25:13,692
Yes, sir, that's what
Mr. Hilley told me.
1321
01:25:15,135 --> 01:25:18,764
Mr. Hilley told you to show
the emir a good time?
1322
01:25:18,973 --> 01:25:22,966
Well, actually, the exact words
he used were "a very good time."
1323
01:25:27,381 --> 01:25:32,148
And how did you interpret
this curious directive?
1324
01:25:32,353 --> 01:25:34,913
Oh, I didn't interpret it,
I just did it.
1325
01:25:35,122 --> 01:25:37,717
I took the emir
and his friends to a party...
1326
01:25:37,926 --> 01:25:40,759
...at Lou Fox's Safari Club
where I used to work.
1327
01:25:40,962 --> 01:25:45,228
I have to say that I really
feel badly about what happened.
1328
01:25:45,433 --> 01:25:48,596
I imagine it was the first time
Mrs. St. John got busted.
1329
01:25:51,740 --> 01:25:53,139
Of course, I could be wrong.
1330
01:25:55,844 --> 01:25:59,644
Sunny, I'd like to move on
to your trip abroad with the emir.
1331
01:25:59,848 --> 01:26:00,837
Yes, sir.
1332
01:26:01,049 --> 01:26:04,576
Didn't you think it was unusual
for a person like yourself...
1333
01:26:04,786 --> 01:26:09,485
...who had no expertise, to be
sent on a mission of such importance?
1334
01:26:09,691 --> 01:26:12,626
Yes, but I figured
they must know what they're doing...
1335
01:26:12,827 --> 01:26:15,660
...because they're supposed
to be the experts.
1336
01:26:15,864 --> 01:26:19,823
Sunny, the purpose of this hearing
is to find out who is responsible.
1337
01:26:20,568 --> 01:26:21,865
If you give us the name...
1338
01:26:22,070 --> 01:26:23,332
No, sir, l...
1339
01:26:23,538 --> 01:26:25,529
No, sir, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
1340
01:26:26,408 --> 01:26:28,933
You can't? Why not?
1341
01:26:30,412 --> 01:26:32,880
Because I'm responsible.
1342
01:26:35,216 --> 01:26:38,879
You know what my dad says?
"Let a guy sell you a diamond ring...
1343
01:26:39,087 --> 01:26:42,989
...for only 10 cents, and chances
are you own a ring not worth a dime."
1344
01:26:44,225 --> 01:26:46,056
Well, I bought the whole mine.
1345
01:26:46,594 --> 01:26:50,086
I thought I was getting a free ride
or at least a cheap one.
1346
01:26:50,298 --> 01:26:52,528
And I really have to
thank them for that.
1347
01:26:52,734 --> 01:26:55,999
I mean, the people who sold it
to me, I mean.
1348
01:26:56,204 --> 01:26:57,763
You want to know something?
1349
01:26:57,974 --> 01:27:00,909
Before I started to work
for the government...
1350
01:27:01,110 --> 01:27:03,578
...I'd never read the Constitution.
1351
01:27:03,779 --> 01:27:07,112
I didn't even begin to know
how things worked. I didn't.
1352
01:27:07,316 --> 01:27:11,776
I didn't read the newspaper,
except to look up my horoscope.
1353
01:27:12,655 --> 01:27:16,318
And I never read
the Declaration of Independence.
1354
01:27:16,525 --> 01:27:19,255
But I know they had,
the ones we're talking about...
1355
01:27:19,462 --> 01:27:23,523
...the experts, they all read it.
They just forgot what it was about.
1356
01:27:23,733 --> 01:27:28,033
That it's about "we the people."
And that's me.
1357
01:27:28,237 --> 01:27:33,265
I'm "we the people."
You're "we the people." All of us.
1358
01:27:33,476 --> 01:27:35,444
We're all "we the people," right?
1359
01:27:36,212 --> 01:27:40,080
So when they sell me that 10-cent
diamond, or down the river, or...
1360
01:27:40,282 --> 01:27:43,342
...to some guy wearing medals
that means they're selling us.
1361
01:27:43,552 --> 01:27:45,679
All of "we the people."
1362
01:27:46,422 --> 01:27:47,411
And when they...
1363
01:27:47,623 --> 01:27:52,060
I mean, when you guys, when you spend
another pile of money...
1364
01:27:52,261 --> 01:27:56,288
...and give away or sell all
those guns and tanks and planes...
1365
01:27:56,499 --> 01:27:59,662
Every time you invite a foreign
big shot to the White House...
1366
01:27:59,869 --> 01:28:01,734
...and hug them,
and give them gifts...
1367
01:28:01,937 --> 01:28:05,634
...it has a direct effect on
"we the people's" lives.
1368
01:28:05,841 --> 01:28:08,537
I mean, if I don't know
what you're up to...
1369
01:28:08,744 --> 01:28:12,271
...and if I don't holler when I think
you're doing it wrong...
1370
01:28:12,481 --> 01:28:16,577
...and if I just mind my own business
and don't vote or care...
1371
01:28:16,786 --> 01:28:18,947
...then I just get what I deserve.
1372
01:28:20,724 --> 01:28:24,125
So now that I'm Sunny Davis,
private citizen again...
1373
01:28:24,928 --> 01:28:27,419
...you're gonna have to
watch out for me...
1374
01:28:27,631 --> 01:28:32,625
...because I'm gonna be watching
all of you like a hawk.
1375
01:28:38,775 --> 01:28:40,640
We love you, Sunny!
1376
01:28:46,283 --> 01:28:47,511
Calm down!
1377
01:28:48,351 --> 01:28:51,377
I'm sure that the good sense
of the American people...
1378
01:28:51,588 --> 01:28:56,423
...will allow them to distinguish
between a few trivial allegations...
1379
01:28:56,626 --> 01:28:59,459
- There she is, there's Sunny!
- Sunny!
1380
01:29:05,902 --> 01:29:07,631
Get off of me, you twit!
1381
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,301
- How did I do?
- Great.
1382
01:29:12,509 --> 01:29:14,374
- Do you really think so?
- Of course.
1383
01:29:15,445 --> 01:29:17,106
It's the new me, I say what I think.
1384
01:29:17,314 --> 01:29:20,181
Oh, that's nice, Michael,
that's really nice.
1385
01:29:20,383 --> 01:29:21,816
- Want to know what else?
- What?
1386
01:29:22,018 --> 01:29:24,384
If you run for office,
I'll manage your campaign.
1387
01:29:24,588 --> 01:29:26,146
Are you kidding?
1388
01:29:26,356 --> 01:29:29,052
- Are you running?
- How about running for president?
1389
01:29:29,259 --> 01:29:31,193
- Sunny Davis for president!
- Yeah!
1390
01:29:33,430 --> 01:29:36,957
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
1391
01:29:37,167 --> 01:29:38,930
Please, everybody.
1392
01:29:39,136 --> 01:29:43,073
Thank you very much,
but it's really not my style.
1393
01:29:44,142 --> 01:29:47,805
- Sunny, what about Congress?
- What about running for Congress?
1394
01:29:48,246 --> 01:29:51,215
The polls have been closed for
10 minutes in Green Hills...
1395
01:29:51,415 --> 01:29:53,474
... a suburb of Diamond Junction...
1396
01:29:53,684 --> 01:29:56,482
... and it's impossible
to predict a winner in this.
1397
01:29:56,687 --> 01:30:00,851
Some people call tonight's contest
one of the closest in history.
1398
01:30:01,058 --> 01:30:03,549
Both candidates gained early and...
1399
01:30:03,761 --> 01:30:06,321
The candidate is coming
to the podium.
1400
01:30:06,531 --> 01:30:08,761
This is sure to be no concession.
1401
01:30:15,406 --> 01:30:18,705
Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
1402
01:30:22,513 --> 01:30:24,174
Down.
1403
01:30:27,251 --> 01:30:29,719
I just want to say
a couple of things.
1404
01:30:29,921 --> 01:30:34,324
First, this is not a victory speech,
because we haven't won yet.
1405
01:30:35,927 --> 01:30:39,454
It's getting really late,
so I want to take this chance...
1406
01:30:39,664 --> 01:30:41,962
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1407
01:30:42,166 --> 01:30:43,360
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1409
01:30:48,105 --> 01:30:51,700
And no matter what happens,
we're still gonna go on together...
1410
01:30:51,909 --> 01:30:55,310
... you, me and the best campaign
manager in this country...
1411
01:30:55,513 --> 01:30:57,242
... my husband, Michael.
1412
01:31:04,623 --> 01:31:09,959
And of course, my very good friend
and the best, best babysitter...
1413
01:31:10,195 --> 01:31:15,497
... a working woman could wish for,
my very good friend, Al Kabeer.
1414
01:31:25,244 --> 01:31:29,647
I have a phone call
that some of you may want to hear.
1415
01:31:29,848 --> 01:31:32,578
Who is it? Hello?
1416
01:31:33,285 --> 01:31:34,479
What?
1417
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:39,616
We won! We won!
1418
01:31:42,594 --> 01:31:44,585
We won!